Seeing this poll I can't help but associate it with the stereotype of rpgers being somewhat on the podgy side of things. I'd personally prefer some fresh fruit.
No Anchovies.
Pietro's "Friday Special," instead. (Olives and Shrimp on cheese.)
Do they still make that? I know they closed a lot of restaurants, including two in Eugene/Springfield. Little surprise that I haven't been back there for at least a decade, with the store closings. <snip>
Anchovies (at least the sort you get on pizza) are noxious and vile. If I was trying to simulate food that illithids feed to their duergar and derro slaves, I'd feed the players anchovy pizza.