spell casting for real - which one?

[Deedlit]

Detect Thoughts(It won't work on most people I know, though)
Remove Curse(For writer's block)
Scrying(So I can find out what other people are like, what their interests are and know who to befriend based on that knowledge)
Fly(Who doesn't want to)
Teleport(When things are looking bad)
Time Stop(I never have enough time in my day)

 

[Kyramus]

I am assuming arcane and divine

Personal:
Teleport without error- for travel (arcane)
Discern Location- (divine) Hey I need a GPS so I know where someone or something is.

Humanitarian:

Wish- hmmm someone want to be a genie?(arcane)
Heal- who needs a doc, 1 spell cures all. (divine) *fineprint: must be alive when spell is being cast*

 

[Thorin Stoutfoot]

True Resurrection
Raise Dead
Heal
Remove Disease
Cure * Wounds

With all that, I can set myself up as the ultimate religious leader, and take over the world. Besides, those are the spells that are most useful, for those of us who've lost friends to cancer, been in bad auto accidents, etc.

 

[Sertimon]

I don't know ... maybe purify food and drink (I can from now on eat from the same plate, and never have to clean dishes again!) or virtue (that extra hit point really makes a huge difference!)

 

[Mark]

Heal, of course...

 

[Ravellion]

Waterwalk (does that spell still exist?). I'd proclaim myself the new messiah!

Otherwise I'd say Shpaechange as well... It doubles for so many spells it isn't even funny anymore. Lower level I'd have to go for Shadow Conjuration.

Feeblemind. I'd use it on certain high profile people, and see if it would make any difference (This was a bit more obvious just now, but then I noticed that Nutkinland is the other window I've got open )

However, on the top of my Novel and really cool list:

alter memory.
- This sex was the best you ever had
- I just gave all the right answers on my oral exam
- I did not say the thing I just said

It's kind of like a neuralyzer from MiB! Lots of fun!

Rav

 

[Berk]

What do you mean IF I could cast spells? *inno*blink* =op

 

[Victim]

Teleport with out error.

Simulacrum.

I'm somewhat lazy, so being able to travel instantly or have a duplicate do my work for me would be quite a benefit.

Fox's Cunning would be a huge benefit.

I wouldn't want any spell that gives a save because those can be detected and resisted. Not to mention they'd be immoral in most cases.

 

[Oogar]

Wish - if no XP cost.

Miracle - if wish costs XP

Shapechange - if no one lets me have Miracle (And I can be "familiar" with something by reading it's writeup in a game book)

Gate - If Shapechange is limited to things I can find on earth.

Timestop - if the multiverse is less impressive then I am expecting (quickened prefered, of course)

Honorable Mentions....

Teleport w.o.e.
Fabricate
Polymorph Other
Heal
True Resurection (those diamonds are gonna be annoying - Hmmm, you want me to resurect J.F.K? that will be one big honkin' diamond and $1,000,000 please)

 

[Zappo]

Real munchkin

Quickened Innate Wish