Dark Jezter
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I can already picture what internet chatrooms will look like a few years from now when Peter Jackson gets around to making a live-action movie of the Hobbit.Ankh-Morpork Guard said:*Sigh* Back to the "Lucas ruined my childhood!" again...that's just annoying to me these days.

Geek #1: "OMFG! Beorn was such a lame character! I also can't believe that a single damn arrow killed a dragon the size of a whale."
Geek #2: "I was so let down by the stupid talking spiders in Mirkwood forest. And what was up with the eagles showing to save the day twice? Talk about a total deu ex machina."
Geek #3: "Bilbo was so annoying, so were all 13 of the generic Jar-Jar comic relief dwarves."
Geek #4: "Why weer ther not mor elfs? I luved teh elves in lotr."
Geek #5: "Peter Jackson raped my childhood."

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