Star Wars Naming Game

[hafrogman]

Woe is the person who drives a Subaru... Urabus!

Decent alien name. Just be glad it wasn't called a Sunaru.

 

[Sugarmouse]

Atiel Roln, Lec of Aspro

...

Which might become my back up character to my current Jedi, Kae Dalan...

Hmm.

 

[cjyoung1]

Chryo Stbay, Gnufor of Lexipro...
Not that bad, if I say so myself.

 

[schporto]

Mine, not so bad:
Chrdo Mospr, Euhold of Valerien
My wife though, ohhh my poor wife ...
Nikdo Hoblo, Eumer of Insulin

All hail Nikdo Hoblo!
-cpd

 

[Drowbane]

Ah, ever create the perfect Star Wars character, but fail to get the full Star Wars effect by having a proper Star Wars name? One of my fellow writers, Mark Chandler, came up with a fool-proof (OK, maybe just foolish) way of designing a proper Star Wars name.

Star Wars Name
How to Determine YOUR Star Wars name:

Your New First Name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name.
2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name.

Your New Last Name:
3. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name.
4. Add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.

Your Star Wars Honorific Title:
5. Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
6. Add the first three letters of the make or model of your first car.
7. Insert the word "of".
8. Tack on the name of the last medication you took.

So I am now Julda DaMil, Nosome of Tylenol!

My boyfriend is now Micde Hinew, Taofor of Prilosec

Danbr Blbak, Werwra of Nyquil

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Aleot Ganis, Sitneo of Aleve
Not bad

 

[Hypersmurf]

Damth Stmel...

So close to being a Sith Lord!

-Maten Glchr, Neecub of Panadol. (Glchr? It's worse than Grignr!)

 

[Sound of Azure]

So close to being a Sith Lord!

One of the few times I regret not being named Darren. Still, I can Spoonerise my RL name to be a Sith Lord, so it's fine.

 

[Klaus]

The true method for generating Star Wars name is:

1 - Pick up an offense or Granma-innapropriate turn of phrase.

2 - Translate it to Portuguese.

3 - Write it phonetically, separating or joining syllables to form longer names.

Example:

From The Ass -> "Do cú" -> Dooku

Used to get f****d up -> "Se fodia" -> Sypho Dias

Dork -> "panaca" -> Panaka

 

[hong]

Elisw Crtem, Remhon of Sudafed

The real question is should that 'w' be pronounced as in English or German? I think my new last name also needs another vowel, or at least an apostraphe, to be pronauncable.

It's Welsh, it's fine!