Star Wars Rap...


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Peterson

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It's not the east or the west side.

No, it's not.

It's not the north or the south side.

No, it's not.

It's the Dark Side.

All the Vader haters....

We got Death Star

We got Death Star

We got Death Star

I'm your father

I'm your father

I'm your father





That might just be the funniest one I've seen yet...definately as catchy as Yoda by Weird Al.

Thanks!

Peterson
 



Jack Daniel

dice-universe.blogspot.com
LOL, okay, let's see if I can do this from memory.

EP: It's not the east or the west side.
DV: No, it's not!
EP: It's not the north or the south side.
DV: No, it's not!
EP: It's the dark side.
DV: You are correct!
EP: And to all you Vader-haters out there
You can't confront the Empire
We'll blow your planet up.

DV: What is thy bidding, my master?
EP: It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
DV: But if he could be turned to the dark side,
EP: Yes... he'd be a powerful ally,
Another dark Jedi...
DV: He will join us or die!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
We got Death Star!
(fading) And you know that we got it. (Death Star!)
And you know that we got it. (Death Star!)

OL: Luke, get your ass over here right now! Quit monkeying around with that damn Landspeeder. Where’s those two droids I asked you to clean, boy? Did you clean your room?
LS: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation.
I cleaned the droids, can I go to the Tochi Station?
I got a layaway on a power converter,
But now you treating me like a scruffy Nerf Herder.
BK: Luke! Use the Force, and run;
Run to Degobah, run to Degobah.
Luke! Use the Force, and run,
Run to Degobah, run to Degobah.

Y: I’m Yoda. I’m a soldja.
I’ll mold ya, then fold ya.
I thought I told ya,
Don’t be unwise, judge me not by my size,
You won’t believe your eyes when the X-Wing rise.
LS: Yoda, why you being a player hater?
You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
Y: But Luke, not ready are you.
LS: But there’s a city in the clouds where they keeping my crew,
And a Jedi’s gotta do what a Jedi’s gotta do,
So now Vader…I’m comin’ for you!


LS: That’s right R2, I just set a new course. We’re going to Cloud City. ... That’s some mighty good Gin-and-Tonic. You oughtta mix me up another.

DV: Impressive, now release your anger!
You must’ve sensed that your friends were in danger.
LS: Augh! Why’d you slice off my hand?
DV: It’s imperative that you understand.
Obi-wan would never bother
Telling you about your father.
LS: He told me enough,
He told me you killed him!
DV: Then there’s something I must reveal then.
I’m your father, I’m your father.
I’m your father, I’m your father.
I’m your father, I’m your father.
I’m your father, I’m your father.
HS: Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke.
 
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trancejeremy

Adventurer
2 Skinnee Js had a star wars rap song called "Old Jedi Mind Trick". Pretty good actually. (They had a minor hit called "Riot Nrrd" off the same album )
 


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