Greetings!
King Stannis, my friend, how did you know?

Yes, Dr. Midnight, you bet you'd wake up in the corps! OOH-RAH! You'd find yourself in cammie green sing'in
"Whoa oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh-hoa!
Momma-momma can't you see
What the Corps has done to me!
Set me in a barber's chair,
Spun me 'round, I had no hair!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-hoa-ho
Used to drive a Cadillac,
Now I'm hump'in with a pack!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-hoa
Dressed an' sharp in Cammie Green
Now I carry an M-16!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-hoe-ho!"
How are you by the way, Midnight?
Man, can you imagine us King, you, me, Midnight, Teflon, all gathered 'round, some good booze, some fine cigars, whoo-hoo! We'd have fun! I guarantee it!
Too bad you gentlemen all live on the other side of the world from me here in California. You might as well be living in China!
Maybe someday though! You never know!
Yeah, King Stannis, I'm not on the top-ten list of the most popular because of my particular political views either. You can imagine where I am politically, huh? That just doesn't set well with a small group of people. That's ok though! In the Corps, they wouldn't last thirty seconds! There are some folks who can get along with Marines, and some folk who can't, you know? I suppose that's just the way we Marines are--you either love us or hate us. There's not much in between!
It'd be great to party with you guys!
Semper Fidelis,
SHARK