Stay out of this thread!

[Fifth Element]

This is ourthread! Do not post in it. If you do, we will repeatedly remind you that we told you not to.

Only people with opinions 100% identical to mine and Fifth Element's may post here. And since no one else can agree 100% with our opinions, no one but us can post.

Heck, maybe Fifth Element shouldn't even be posting here. There are some things Fifth Element doesn't feel strongly about (not D&D of course, which is serious business), so maybe Fifth Element doesn't even agree with Fifth Element's opinions on those things.

(Look at how 100% identical I can be!)

No! Your post was not 100% identical, only 90% identical. That is insufficient. Perhaps this is not the thread for you.

 

[Fifth Element]

Ceci n'est pas une post.

Mais oui, c'est une poste. Peut-etre ceci n'est pas le thread pour vous.

 

[Fifth Element]

I agree with you...*rolls dice*...62%.

I guess I'll be on my way then.

I respect your Gygaxian methods. I will therefore not report you to the mods for posting in my thread, and merely point out that perhaps this is not the thread for you.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I have to disagree with your disagreement.

Your post is too $random_pejorative.

I am not just not in 100 % agreement with your post, or in 0 %, I agree with you -100 %!
Hell, maybe even -100i%!

 

[Brown Jenkin]

This is my thread! Do not post in it. If you do, I will repeatedly remind you that I told you not to.

Only people with opinions 100% identical to mine may post here. And since no one can agree 100% with my opinions, no one but me can post.

Heck, maybe I shouldn't even be posting here. There are some things I don't feel strongly about (not D&D of course, which is serious business), so maybe I don't even agree with my opinions on those things.

 

[Charwoman Gene]

I can't wait to roll up Chell, my female Eladrin Warlock.

 

[Darrin Drader]

The cake is a lie.

That disagrees in part or in whole with one of the assumed assumptions of this thread, and therefore violates the spirit of un-reasoned discourse in this all-exclusionary thread. This is your first of several warnings. Don't make me break out the green text again!

 

[Doug McCrae]

I can't wait to roll up Chell, my female Eladrin Warlock.

I can't wait to kill me some gnomes.

 

[ChaosShard]

I am not just not in 100 % agreement with your post, or in 0 %, I agree with you -100 %!
Hell, maybe even -100i%!

Raise it to ^e and I'll love you forever... You know, in a manly, Viking sorta way.

 

[ChaosShard]

I can't wait to kill me some gnomes.

I can't wait to eat some gnomes.