Where have you seen Steve lately?
He's still alive, ya know. Irwin faked his own death so he could ... Well, rumors abound. The most popular is also the simplest: He wanted out of the public spotlight. It's also possible that he was trying to escape threats from some whack-job "animal rights" group that was angry at the way he was exploiting Gawd's Natural Citizens. It could be a government thing, too -- not that they'll ever confirm or deny anything.
(Really, what are the chances of a stingray poking a guy right through his heart? And it's not as though his alleged "death" was seen by the general public. Where's the video? The fake documents? ... Very, very suspicious.)
Anyway.
I saw Irwin this morning on the way to work. He was wrestling a stray dog in our neighborhood. Very exciting.
He's still alive, ya know. Irwin faked his own death so he could ... Well, rumors abound. The most popular is also the simplest: He wanted out of the public spotlight. It's also possible that he was trying to escape threats from some whack-job "animal rights" group that was angry at the way he was exploiting Gawd's Natural Citizens. It could be a government thing, too -- not that they'll ever confirm or deny anything.
(Really, what are the chances of a stingray poking a guy right through his heart? And it's not as though his alleged "death" was seen by the general public. Where's the video? The fake documents? ... Very, very suspicious.)
Anyway.
I saw Irwin this morning on the way to work. He was wrestling a stray dog in our neighborhood. Very exciting.
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