SNARFZODIACKILLER SEASON 2 REVIEW, EPISODE 5
WHAT WAS THIS? SOMETIMES YOU ARE AT THE SHOW AND THE BAND STOPS THE HARD ROCKING, AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE, WE WANT TO PLAY A SONG FROM OUR NEW ALBUM, AND YOU ARE ALL LIKE, BOO. BUT IN A RESPECTFUL MANNER.
THIS WAS NOT THAT. NO, THIS WAS THE BAND BREAKING OUT A DEEP VAULT SONG. OR A COVER. YOU HEARD ME. AXL GOT UP THERE AND AFTER PLAYING PANAMA CITY, HE WAS LIKE, GUESS WHAT PEOPLE? YOU READY FOR THE GNR VERSION OF CHINA IN YOUR HAND? 'CUZ GNR IS ABOUT TO GO ALL T'PAU ON YOU!
THIS EPISODE HAD EVERYTHING VIEWERS CRAVE. SPOCK STRUGGLING WITH EMOTIONS. UNREQUITED LOVE. PIKE COOKING. REQUITED LOVE. VULCANS BEHAVING LIKE LITTLE BI***ES. CLEVER CUTAWAYS WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS CURSING. ELECTROLYTES.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE GET THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WE HAVE ALL ASKED SINCE STAR TREK FIRST STARTED. YES, ALL BEINGS IN SPACE, EXCEPT THE POWERFUL GOD-LIKE SPACE CLOUD BEINGS, ARE HUMANS WITH FUNNY EARS AND FUNNY FOREHEADS. BASICALLY, ALIENS ARE GWAR WITH WORSE PROSTHETICS AND LESS METAL. BUT THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS- DO ALL ALIENS LOVE BACON?
YES, YES THEY DO. LIKE METAL, BACON IS UNIVERSAL. EVEN IN 2260, WE KNOW THAT ALL OF THE ALIENS OF THE FEDERATION UNITE WITH HUMANS BASED ON A SHARED LOVE OF CRAZY TRAIL (OZZY!) AND BACON. THIS IS WHY THE ROMULANS WILL NEVER DEFEAT US. THE TAL SHAIR MIGHT HAVE TIME TRAVEL, BUT THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE SECRET OF BACON.
AND THIS WAS THE EPISODE THAT TAUGHT US ALL THE IMPORTANT LESSONS. VULCANS ARE JERKS. TEA POTS ARE HOT. CHARADES ARE FUN. GOD-LIKE BEINGS ARE LAME, BECAUSE THEY NAME THEMSELVES AFTER COLDPLAY SONGS. #CONSCIOUSLYUNCOUPLEDFROMBADMUSIC
ARE SPACEROSS AND SPACERACHEL TOGETHER? IS THIS FAIR TO T'PRING? T'WUT? SERIOUSLY, T'PRING IS ALL LIKE, IMA PLAY FREEBIRD FOR YOU SPOCK. AND SPOCK IS LIKE, YO, IMA FLY AWAY AND AMOK WITH CHAPEL. #MIXEDEMOTIONS #NOTSUREIFILIFTALIGHTERFORTHIS
WHAT ABOUT MOMMA SPOCK? IS SHE IN LIKE FLYNN ON THIS? MOMMA SPOCK SAW THE GOOGLY EYES SPOCK HAD FOR CHAPEL, AND LEFT SAYING THAT IT ISNT EASY TO BE A HUMAN WHO LOVES A VULCAN? IS MOMMA SPOCK ON #TEAMCHAPEL, OR IS MOMMA SPOCK JUST TIRED OF JERK VULCANS?
AND THE ENDING? ITS LIKE WHEN YOUVE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE CINDEREALLA CONCERT, AND THEY LEAVE THE STAGE, AND YOUVE WILLED THEM BACK ON, AND SUDDENLY YOU HEAR THE OPENING OF NOBODYS FOOL. CHILLS.
BUT AS GOOD AS THE SONG FEELS, TRUE FANS KNOW THE LYRICS. SPOCK IS NOT A FOOL. SPOCK IS NOT CHAPELS FOOL. SPOCK IS NOBODYS FOOL.
CHARADES RATING: 23 AND 3/8 EDDIE VAN HALEN GUITAR SOLOS
WHAT WAS THIS? SOMETIMES YOU ARE AT THE SHOW AND THE BAND STOPS THE HARD ROCKING, AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE, WE WANT TO PLAY A SONG FROM OUR NEW ALBUM, AND YOU ARE ALL LIKE, BOO. BUT IN A RESPECTFUL MANNER.
THIS WAS NOT THAT. NO, THIS WAS THE BAND BREAKING OUT A DEEP VAULT SONG. OR A COVER. YOU HEARD ME. AXL GOT UP THERE AND AFTER PLAYING PANAMA CITY, HE WAS LIKE, GUESS WHAT PEOPLE? YOU READY FOR THE GNR VERSION OF CHINA IN YOUR HAND? 'CUZ GNR IS ABOUT TO GO ALL T'PAU ON YOU!
THIS EPISODE HAD EVERYTHING VIEWERS CRAVE. SPOCK STRUGGLING WITH EMOTIONS. UNREQUITED LOVE. PIKE COOKING. REQUITED LOVE. VULCANS BEHAVING LIKE LITTLE BI***ES. CLEVER CUTAWAYS WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS CURSING. ELECTROLYTES.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE GET THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WE HAVE ALL ASKED SINCE STAR TREK FIRST STARTED. YES, ALL BEINGS IN SPACE, EXCEPT THE POWERFUL GOD-LIKE SPACE CLOUD BEINGS, ARE HUMANS WITH FUNNY EARS AND FUNNY FOREHEADS. BASICALLY, ALIENS ARE GWAR WITH WORSE PROSTHETICS AND LESS METAL. BUT THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS- DO ALL ALIENS LOVE BACON?
YES, YES THEY DO. LIKE METAL, BACON IS UNIVERSAL. EVEN IN 2260, WE KNOW THAT ALL OF THE ALIENS OF THE FEDERATION UNITE WITH HUMANS BASED ON A SHARED LOVE OF CRAZY TRAIL (OZZY!) AND BACON. THIS IS WHY THE ROMULANS WILL NEVER DEFEAT US. THE TAL SHAIR MIGHT HAVE TIME TRAVEL, BUT THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE SECRET OF BACON.
AND THIS WAS THE EPISODE THAT TAUGHT US ALL THE IMPORTANT LESSONS. VULCANS ARE JERKS. TEA POTS ARE HOT. CHARADES ARE FUN. GOD-LIKE BEINGS ARE LAME, BECAUSE THEY NAME THEMSELVES AFTER COLDPLAY SONGS. #CONSCIOUSLYUNCOUPLEDFROMBADMUSIC
ARE SPACEROSS AND SPACERACHEL TOGETHER? IS THIS FAIR TO T'PRING? T'WUT? SERIOUSLY, T'PRING IS ALL LIKE, IMA PLAY FREEBIRD FOR YOU SPOCK. AND SPOCK IS LIKE, YO, IMA FLY AWAY AND AMOK WITH CHAPEL. #MIXEDEMOTIONS #NOTSUREIFILIFTALIGHTERFORTHIS
WHAT ABOUT MOMMA SPOCK? IS SHE IN LIKE FLYNN ON THIS? MOMMA SPOCK SAW THE GOOGLY EYES SPOCK HAD FOR CHAPEL, AND LEFT SAYING THAT IT ISNT EASY TO BE A HUMAN WHO LOVES A VULCAN? IS MOMMA SPOCK ON #TEAMCHAPEL, OR IS MOMMA SPOCK JUST TIRED OF JERK VULCANS?
AND THE ENDING? ITS LIKE WHEN YOUVE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE CINDEREALLA CONCERT, AND THEY LEAVE THE STAGE, AND YOUVE WILLED THEM BACK ON, AND SUDDENLY YOU HEAR THE OPENING OF NOBODYS FOOL. CHILLS.
BUT AS GOOD AS THE SONG FEELS, TRUE FANS KNOW THE LYRICS. SPOCK IS NOT A FOOL. SPOCK IS NOT CHAPELS FOOL. SPOCK IS NOBODYS FOOL.
CHARADES RATING: 23 AND 3/8 EDDIE VAN HALEN GUITAR SOLOS
