strangely enough, i have never...

[alsih2o]

1. played a drow.

2. played in a party with a drow.

3. rolled 2 or more 18's for a character ability.

4. played any cthuhlu game.

5. been to a con.

6. larped

or a lot of other cliches or over worked notions. anyone else have some?

 

[Gospog]

I have never played a video game on my home computer.

I've had a home computer for about 7 years and have been playing RPGs for 21.

Just not interested.

 

[MarauderX]

...never played a gnome.
...never wanna play a gnome.
...never fought a dragon as a player.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

I have never fought a dragon
Played CoC
Had a TPK :-(

 

[Piratecat]

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Pa: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"

 

[Zogg]

Gospog: While CRPGs will never match live role-playing, I have to tell you that there are some really good games out there.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

I have never summoned Satan in one of my games (or in real life, for that matter). According to chick, that's the only thing D&D consists of...

 

[Negative Zero]

PC, you're a very very strange man. lol


i've never played a drow
or in a game wit drow for that matter
never fought a dragon
never played a gnome
never played a psion
and i've never walked into a bar and found the bartender was a beholder

~NegZ

 

[Piratecat]

PC, you're a very very strange man. lol

Click the picture to download the music!

I have never played a hard-core SciFi or post-apocalyptic game, like Traveller or Twilight 2000.

I've never stuck my head inside a sphere of annihiliation.

I've also never had a TPK.

 

[Rel]

PC, that was very possibly the most timely, appropriate, witty and cogent post I've ever seen you make on these boards.

I salute you!