strangely enough, i have never...

[Agamon]

I pity you people. Variety is the spice of life!

I've...uh...well, I've never been to Boston in the Fall...
And I've never fought a...hmmm...marrash.
I've never had a TPK...twice in one day.
I've never played HERO 5th Ed., though I own it.
I haven't memorized the Epic Level Handbook.

 

[Severion]

I have been a player so infrequently, its hard to make a valid "Never played..." list

Had lots of TPK's though (one was player inflicted)

Never ran TOEE or the followup
Never won a game of "oneupmanship"

thats all i can think of

 

[ph34r]

1a. Never played a gnome.
1b. Never wanted to play a gnome.
2a. Never played a halfling.
2b. Never wanted to play a halfling.
3a. Never played a half orc.
3b. Never wanted to play a half orc.
4. Never played a bard.
5. Never played a paladin.
6. Never played a lawful good character.
7. Never used plant type monsters.
8. Never been fully prepaired to DM a session.
9. The list goes on......

 

[Shadowdancer]

I've never . . .

Had a TPK.
Played a character past 10th level.
Played a half-orc.
Played a halfling.
Played a dwarf.
Played a gnome.
Played a barbarian.
Played a monk.
Played a druid.
Played a paladin.
Played a D&D character which had psionic ability.
Played in a fantasy campaign in which any of the characters had psionic ability.
Had a vorpal sword.

 

[Bloodstone Mage]

I've never played a paladin. Ever. Not even as an NPC.

I've never played a ranger. Ever. Not even as an NPC.

I've never played a dwarf or gnome as a player.

I've never played a psychic warrior. Ever. Not even as an NPC.

I've never used a tarrasque. Ever.

I've never had a character with a Constitution score higher than 16.

I've never played a Druid more than once. My first 3e character was that one time.

I've never made an attack of opportunity as a player.

I've never disarmed a trap as a player.

I've never cast polymorph.

I've never used the Greyhawk deities.

I've never played using a published campaign setting (but I do plan to use Ghostwalk as soon as I get it).

I've never DMed more than one AD&D adventure.

I've never been Lawful Good or Chaotic Evil as a player.

I've never read any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I've never read more than twenty pages of "The Hobbit".