Mal Malenkirk
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Yunalesca said:Yunalesca smiles...
"Mal... would you mind if I joined you... I have never been here before and it seems like you have a good grasp on how this big city works..."
Yunalesca bites her lip... trying not to sound to imposing...
"I promise not to be too much trouble.... I understand if you are too busy and all."
-''Well, huh...
Mal is silent for a moment as he mentally weights the pros and cons of tagging along with Yulanesca;
''-Pro: She's hot
-Con: She drags a Lion around!
-Pro: The lion will keep the annoying people from annoying me.
-Con: But then again the Lion might draw its own brand of annoying people who'd want to pet him...
-Another Con:The Lion might keep the pretty girls away.
-Pro: But then again the Lion might draw the pretty girls in. Do the pretty girls like lions? Hmm, it does travel with a pretty girl. And he looks a lot like a big kitten.
-Another Pro: He'll keep the cutpurses away! Well, that's the clincher.
Mal suddenly smile to Yunalesca, his decision taken.
-''Miss, I'd be delighted to escort you through the city.''
Yunalesca said:Talking to the guard:
"Oh Valis... he is perfectly hamrless... He won't harm a soul I promise..."
Mal raises an eyebrow at that comment and starts thinking again while Yula argues with the guard:
''WHAT? He won't harm a soul? This sort of defeat the purpose of dragging a lion around.
And if he won't harm anyone, he will not scare the annoying people away. Hmm, but he is more likely to draw pretty girls. But he will not frightens the cutpurses. But...''
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