Stroke my ego, please

[Dextra]

Bride of Portable Hole: The Book of Neurotic Fantasy

I've dedicated the last two weeks of my life to this book, and I'm not getting paid for it. Neither are all the awesome contributors (almost all of whom are ENWorlders)- artist and writer alike.
Spring weather, a sick Hound working hard to maintain a 4.0GPA, Quark XPress & Adobe Distiller and other factors conspired to drag out the release until now rather than April 1st, for which I apologize.

So please. Download it now! It's free! Then let us know what you think (especially the card game- that was my idea).

 

[BOZ]

woohoo!

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

... a sick Hound working hard to maintain a 4.0GPA

So, if he's a student... surely he's eligible for student software discounts.

I'd be all over the Adobe Creative Suite like a cheap suit.

Turn away from Quark, and come to the light!

 

[Richards]

Excellent job, Dextra!

(stroke stroke stroke)

"Who's a good ego, then? You are, aren't you? Oh yes you are!"

Johnathan

 

[ThirdWizard]

You know, I might actually use "Not Quite Dead."

Good stuff!

 

[VoiceOfReason?]

stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke
Redrocket-Redrocket!
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[Nightcloak]

stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke
Redrocket-Redrocket!
stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke

Now you have gone and gotten Ego all over the place.

Seriously, Nice job Dextra!

 

[RangerWickett]

I really like how Jake is the grinning player for the illo of Self Aware Player Character.

I wish it weren't so late, or I'd spend more time reading this and giggling.

And hey guys, if you want to show Denise you appreciate her hard work, post here and click on the spoiler tag in my sig.

 

[demiurge1138]

OK, this thing is a compilation of the previous Portable Holes, with a metric ton of new material.

Forget stroking your ego. It's getting a full-body massage and chiropractic treatments. Best no dollars I've spent all week.

Demiurge out.