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Stupid Rabbit...

Pbartender

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So, for the last year or so, I've been riding my bicycle to and from work in every kind of weather. It's not far, only about 4.5-5 miles one way; it takes about 20 minutes to make the trip.

I've had one or two spills, as are won;t to happen when the road conditions go bad. One was due to a slippery wooden ramp, and the second was due to a hidden patch of ice... both at pretty low speeds (I was being very careful), so injuries were light.

Last night, I was on my way home at about 8:30 pm. The weather was warm (for Februrary near Chicago, that is), but I had a hefty tail wind and there a very light rain falling. With the bike trail blessedly free of snow and ice, I was cruising along in top gear doing a good 20 mph.

Now, at night, we run across a lot of rabbit on the Illinois Prarie Path bike trail. Usually, they get scared of our headlights, and hop off into the woods.

But not last night.

Last night, out of the corner of my eye, I spot a white tail along side the trail. It takes two hops along the trail. It panics and takes one hop onto the trail, and...

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOO! :eek:

The damnable thing takes one more hop... right under my front tire. :confused:

My front tire does this nice little bump and slide off to the right, and my bike slips right out from under me. Seeing it all coming in Matrix-esque slow motion, I do a nice little side-stroke onto the pavement and slide to a stop twenty feet down the path in the middle of a rain puddle.

Ow.

I didn't bother to go back and check on the rabbit. I hit it pretty dead center, and if hadn't died right away, a fox, coyote or dog was certainly going to get a free meal by morning. I don't really want to feel sorry for it... But it's hard not to. Stupid rabbit.

Ow.

24 hours later, I feel like I've been beaten with a bat, even after swollowing a fist of aspirin.

Ow.

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If it makes you feel any better I still have a scar on my elbow where, 22 years ago, I fell off my skateboard when a ghost crab ran out in front of me at the beach. ;)
 

Funny thing is, our dog's current favorite toy is a fairly realistic stuffed rabbit witha squeaker inside. As soon as I got home, the first thing she did was bring her bunny to me for playing.

"Sorry, Sweetie, the very last thing I want to do right now is play with your rabbit."
 

I have the same problem w/ rabbits when I ride my bike, but luckily I haven't hit one yet. 9 times out of 10 they run in front of my bike. The worst is this one spot I ride through, where the highway dept. always fails to cut back this huge shrub thing that grows over the curve of sidewalk (yeah, I ride my bike on the sidewalk alot, but usually only where I don't feel safe on the side of the road). It's the worst spot... the grass has a slight incline towards the inside curve of the sidewalk which, & I hope I explain this right, is curving towards the left w/ the outside of the curve (and usually most of the sidewalk) right under the shrub. Dangerous curve... especially when the ground is nice and muddy.
Ok, I'm done rambling. Now I'm so looking forward to getting back on my bike in the Spring. ;) Feel better.
 

He He He!!

I gots me a car.I hit a bird once,it splatted on my windshield. Better than hitting a bunny,a poor defenseless bunny.A bunny who was taking heart medacine to his crippled grandmother on dialasys who is also blind and deaf,and now granny is gonna die because of YOU!!! you sick rabbit murdering BASTARD!!!And that poor poor bunny rabbit with happiness in his heart and a twinkle in his eye lay dead with a tire track in his vertabrae,who's last thought was "look at that nice fella on the bike,I bet he'll be our frienCRRUUUNNCCHH!!!!!
 

We have loads of rabbits around where I live, but thankfully I've missed most of them with my bike. Now my car is a different matter. A few months back I was talking to my two and a half year old:

Me: "Oh, look, a bunny rabbit! There is the road! He looks just like Floppy Ears!" (Stuffed rabbit that he sleeps with)
Son: "Where, Pappa!"

*bump*

Me: "Uhm, well, it was there a minute ago..."

Needless to say he wasn't happy.

Pinotage
 





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