Stupid Rabbit...

[Stone Angel]

Bike accident: Riding to the next town and back one summer with my friend Dan, we are on a back country road. I look to Dan and say look new barbwire's been put up down in the gully there. Dan nods, about this time we pass a house. Dog runs out in the yard barking and toward. Dan crashes into me spilling me over into the gully into the barb wire as I try and untangle myself dog comes over and starts licking my face.


Car: Senior year for Senior skip day we have decided to go to Six Flags just north of Chicago, driving to pick up my second friend. A woodpecker slams into my windshield, and puts this huge crack in it. Horrible, if my parents still gave me whippings then I am sure they would have.


The Seraph of Earth and Stone

 

[Desdichado]

Dan crashes into me spilling me over into the gully into the barb wire as I try and untangle myself dog comes over and starts licking my face.

D'oh! I've done that too. Except without the dog and a guy named Dan. Still have some nice little scars on my hand where the barbed wire (or bobwahr, as we said in Texas) cut me up pretty good.

 

[Celebring The Gray]

I gots me a car.I hit a bird once,it splatted on my windshield. Better than hitting a bunny,a poor defenseless bunny.A bunny who was taking heart medacine to his crippled grandmother on dialasys who is also blind and deaf,and now granny is gonna die because of YOU!!! you sick rabbit murdering BASTARD!!!And that poor poor bunny rabbit with happiness in his heart and a twinkle in his eye lay dead with a tire track in his vertabrae,who's last thought was "look at that nice fella on the bike,I bet he'll be our frienCRRUUUNNCCHH!!!!!

You are SICK!!

 

[DragonSword]

You are SICK!!

Seconded

 

[Crothian]

Stupid Rabbit

trix are for kids.....

 

[Umbran]

Stupid rabbit.

Well, yeah. It's built to eat and breed. Thinkin's pretty far down on a bunny's list of priorities. You don't spend energy on brains when it's easier just to make more bunnies.

 

[Lefferts]

trix are for kids.....

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post this.

 

[Pbartender]

Well... It could have been worse.

There's a little not-quite-adult skunk that hangs out by one particular bridge crossing. He's easy to spot, though, and he only ever comes out during the early morning when it's light out. Whenever I run across him, he tries his darndest to get out of the way, but he never seems to manage more than a slow waddle. He's pretty easy to dodge.

Not to mention, I can now tell you exactly what 2d6 points worth of bludeoning damage feels like.

 

[AuroraGyps]

Well, my mom once braked for a mouse.... she's so cute. Of course, once when she was driving me to a friend's house (on a road that has no shoulders and trees on either side), we saw a rabbit start to cross the road. We're both yelling at the rabbit to keep going, so what does he do, he turns around and heads back into our lane... right under the tires (mom would've swerved if there wasn't traffic coming the other way). So, now were both kinda sad, feeling bad for the stupid rabbit, and I'm "yelling" at her that she killed Thumper, when I deer comes flying down the elementry school grounds and across the road in front of us. After that, we were both laughing, and a bit creeped out, expecting the rest of the cast of Bambi to show up.

 

[Rel]

It's built to eat...

This is what I'm sayin'!