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Adventurer
Foghorn slid down a tentacle and splashed into the water. He had so much fun, he had to do that again. He athletically climbed back up to repeat the waterslide adventure.
Penelope spotted more wriggly mites on the boat and decided to address them all telepathically.
“Wriggly mites. Have you brought me the gift of this boat?”
Pur-Ging, being a Monk of the 4 elements, spoke Primordial and so understood.
“What’s he saying?” Asked Gucci.
“It thinks we’re the Riglamites.”
“Who are they?”
“Damned if I know……………..Mighty Kraken.”
“Penelope.”
“Pardon me?”
“My name is Penelope. Why do I have to be always reminded of how big and mighty I am? It’s not easy hiding these curves.”
“What’s he saying now?”
“She.”
“He’s saying she?”
“No he is a she”
“How do you know?”
”She’s wearing a bloody bikini what do you think?”
At this point they all heard a whooping and a splash and Foghorn hit the water.
“….Penelope. We wish to trade this bottle of Retisna wine and a small bag of olives for your aid.”
“Ooh. Is that the one that tastes like pine?”
“Urhm. Yes. It’s bloody awf…Awesome! Here…..Tell me Penelope, what are your thoughts on the Gods?”………………………………….
Penelope spotted more wriggly mites on the boat and decided to address them all telepathically.
“Wriggly mites. Have you brought me the gift of this boat?”
Pur-Ging, being a Monk of the 4 elements, spoke Primordial and so understood.
“What’s he saying?” Asked Gucci.
“It thinks we’re the Riglamites.”
“Who are they?”
“Damned if I know……………..Mighty Kraken.”
“Penelope.”
“Pardon me?”
“My name is Penelope. Why do I have to be always reminded of how big and mighty I am? It’s not easy hiding these curves.”
“What’s he saying now?”
“She.”
“He’s saying she?”
“No he is a she”
“How do you know?”
”She’s wearing a bloody bikini what do you think?”
At this point they all heard a whooping and a splash and Foghorn hit the water.
“….Penelope. We wish to trade this bottle of Retisna wine and a small bag of olives for your aid.”
“Ooh. Is that the one that tastes like pine?”
“Urhm. Yes. It’s bloody awf…Awesome! Here…..Tell me Penelope, what are your thoughts on the Gods?”………………………………….