Yeah, I know. Way to rain on my funny!Orcus is an actual ancient Roman deity -or was it Etruscan?- of the dead and the Underworld. He is a LEGIT mythological figure...as opposed to the complete fabrications of these other so-called "artifacts."
Yeah, I know. Way to rain on my funny!![]()
While trying to think of some humorous thing to say about the rod, I stumbled onto an idea I may use one day. The Rod of Seven(pride, covetousness, lust, anger, gluttony, envy, and sloth) Parts. Each part would have power according to its sin. Perhaps the kingdoms they are hidden in have much higher than normal incidences of those activities. There could even be an opposing rod with the virtues. Big bad juju if you get them together. Lots of good stories could be told around that...and if you act know, I have a special offer. Look at this Rod. This isn't a broken rod ... NOSIREE! This is mystical artifact ... specifically BROKEN INTO SEVEN PARTS for your ease and convenience! Get yer Dwarf Axe now, and I'll throw in this Rod of Seven Parts for NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!