D&D 5E Survivor Legendary Monsters: EVIL DRAGONS WIN!

Maxperson

Morkus from Orkus
Such a tale does not get you the huzzahs of the population. It does not get you the free flagons of ale. It does not get the attention of the comely patrons of the inn of the opposite, or same, sex of your desire.

Now, I had to list the chromatic dragons because of REASONS and inclusion and all that.

But everyone (I mean everyone) knows which dragon rules the roost. Which dragon is the big bad.

What rhymes with dread? RED!

What's the color of blood? RED!

What rhymes with Fred? RED! Nobody fears a dragon named Fred.

What's the color of strawberries? RED! A dragon that reminds you of Strawberry Shortcake is..........lame.

What rhymes with mean? GREEN! Those mean green fighting machines are nasty.

What's the color of toxic waste? GREEN! Those noxious wurms will ruin your day, for 10,000 years!
 

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Maxperson

Morkus from Orkus
Heh. ;)

Next survivor thread has been promised to the Planes (outer); after that, who knows?

Side note- I've pondered doing the planes several times before, and I remembered one of the issues I had was in the nomenclature. There have been a few changes between the first appearances of the planes (1e) and Planescape, 3e, current. Prolly have to put my research hat on. It's like a gnome hat, but not a gnome hat, because (all together now) gnomes are terrible, terrible critters.

The other names have been fairly consistent I think. You could just do something like The 9 Hells/Baator and Olympus/Arborea.
 









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