Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
Such a tale does not get you the huzzahs of the population. It does not get you the free flagons of ale. It does not get the attention of the comely patrons of the inn of the opposite, or same, sex of your desire.
Now, I had to list the chromatic dragons because of REASONS and inclusion and all that.
But everyone (I mean everyone) knows which dragon rules the roost. Which dragon is the big bad.
What rhymes with dread? RED!
What's the color of blood? RED!
What rhymes with Fred? RED! Nobody fears a dragon named Fred.
What's the color of strawberries? RED! A dragon that reminds you of Strawberry Shortcake is..........lame.
What rhymes with mean? GREEN! Those mean green fighting machines are nasty.
What's the color of toxic waste? GREEN! Those noxious wurms will ruin your day, for 10,000 years!