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Survivor Magic Items (Misc. D-H)- HORN OF VALHALLA WINS!

lowkey13

Exterminate all rational thought
This thread is inspired by the prior threads on the iconic monsters, best cannon fodder, and so on. Most importantly, while I can't make a list of magic item prices, at least we resolve which magic items are the BEST!

That's right- we are going to find out what magic miscellaneous item is the greatest! Yeah, that's right. Wells and instruments and jugs .... OH MY! Because there were so many, it has to be split up... and this is PART THE SECOND (D-H)!

This is a list of magic items (wondrous items) from 5e, culled solely from the DMG/SRD.

This does not include jewelry or clothing, done previously.

IMPORTANT NOTE- DOWNVOTES ARE 2 IN THIS THREAD.

REPEAT- DOWNVOTES ARE TWO IN THIS THREAD.

Each item starts with 20 points and you vote for one item you like which gets 1 point and an item you dislike which loses 2 points. It is intentional that a negative vote is worth more than a positive vote- first, because we don't want to be here all year. Second, because.

Upvotes are in green, downvotes are in in red (unless you are on your phone, and are unable to, in which case please indicate your votes some other way). Copy and paste the previous posters vote and change the numbers. You may vote once per day. This is an honor system, and we are all honorable gamers; please do not abuse it. If this means you vote once at night one day, and once the next morning - that's fine, but don't vote again until the following day.

This is purely a popularity contest and you do not have to explain an upvote or downvote, but feel free to- explanations are where the fun is! When downvotes reach 0 the item is eliminated (FATALITY!). Finally, if an item has one vote left, then you have to make the choice to use all of your downvotes to eliminate it; there is no vote splitting. In addition, you must split your vote- you can't upvote and downvote the same item (no "see" votes). And you have to use BOTH YOUR UPVOTE AND DOWNVOTE if you vote.

Some important points that you must read before voting-
1. This is a pure popularity contest, and is meant to be fun. You can cast your votes for whatever reason you want. Spite, irrational love/hate, strategic voting, and voting just because you love the eversmoking bottle (YOU THINK IT IS A BONG) is totally fine! This vote does not affect anything in real life, and no item will be removed from 6e's DMG because of your vote. You can comment for the reasons for your vote, or not- up to you! But this is for enjoyment only.

HA! WHO AM I KIDDING! YOUR VOTE WILL ENSURE CITY OF BRASS, AND ALL OF ITS EFREETI BOTTLES, SHALL FOREVER REIGN SUPREME!

BOW BEFORE YOUR FIERY DEITIES!


2. This is the list of magic items that are presented officially in the DMG in 5e. If you don't have a copy of all of the WoTC books handy, you can find it many places, including:

https://donjon.bin.sh/5e/magic_items/

Of course, if you don't have a copy of the books, GET THEM NOW! Really, they're good books.

As always, the list is the list, please do not alter it.

3. To repeat what was in 2- this is DMG only, and wondrous items only. If you're curious about close calls, then-
As a general rule, items that can be combined (such as instruments of the bard, etc.) have been combined..

Also? This is part 2 (Daern's Instant Fortress - Horseshoes of a Zephyr).

4. Prior winners for the combined SUPER CHAMPION ROUND:
Wand: Wonder
Ring: Feather Falling
Magic Armor: Elven Chain
Rods & Staves: Staff of the Magi
Potions: Potion of Vitality
Sword: Frost Brand
Non-sword Weapon: Mace of Disruption
Clothing (Part I): Robe of the Arch Magi
Clothing (Part II): Helm of Comprehending Languages
Jewelry (Part I): Amulet of the Planes
Jewelry (Part II): Scarab of Protection
Miscellaneous Items (A-C): Bag of Tricks


Katana Nope. Katana is three a's, all awesome, aight?


DOWNVOTES ARE TWO.

Horn of Valhalla WINNER WINNER HEAR THE HORN SUMMON YOU TO DINNER!


UPDATE- FATALITIES!
Horn of Blasting #34
Deck of Many Things #54
Daern's Instant Fortress #76 (FORTRESSES BREACHED!)
Horseshoes of a Zephyr #82
Horseshoes of Speed #132 (HORSESHOES FELL OFF!)
Dust of Sneezing and Choking #156
Eversmoking Bottle #166
Deck of Illusions #188 (DECKS SHUFFLED!)
Dust of Disappearance #195
Driftglobe #231
Dust of Dryness #267 (ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST)
Heward's Handy Haversack #278 (ALLITERATION AMELIORATED)
Dimensional Shackles #333 (SHACKLES UNLOCKED)
Folding Boat #353 (YOU SANK MY FOLDING BATTLESHIP)
Efreeti Bottle #370 (BOTTLES AND CANS JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS)
Figurine of Wondrous Power #385 (GO FIGURE)
Decanter of Endless Water #387 (DECANTED!)
 
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lowkey13

Exterminate all rational thought
Daern's Instant Fortress 20
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 20
Deck of Many Things 20
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 20
Folding Boat 20
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20

Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
 

Tallifer

Villager
Daern's Instant Fortress 20
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 20
Deck of Many Things 18
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 21
Folding Boat 20
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Gradine

Archivist
Daern's Instant Fortress 20
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 20
Deck of Many Things 16
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 21
Folding Boat 21
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

rczarnec

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 20
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 20
Deck of Many Things 16
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 22
Folding Boat 21
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 20
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

CleverNickName

Adventurer
Daern's Instant Fortress 20
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 20
Deck of Many Things 16-2=14
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 22
Folding Boat 21+1=22
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 20
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 
Daern's Instant Fortress 20
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 20 - 2 = 18
Deck of Many Things 14
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 22
Folding Boat 22
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 20 + 1 = 21
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Harzel

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 20 - 2 = 18
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 14
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 22
Folding Boat 22 + 1 = 23
Heward's Handy Haversack 20
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 21
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Legatus_Legionis

< BLAH HA Ha ha >
Daern's Instant Fortress 18
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 14
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 20-2 = 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 22
Folding Boat 23
Heward's Handy Haversack 20+1 = 21
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 21
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Tallifer

Villager
Daern's Instant Fortress 18
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 12
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 23
Folding Boat 23
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 21
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

akr71

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 12
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 23
Folding Boat 23
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 18
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

rczarnec

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 12
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 23
Folding Boat 24
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 16
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

CleverNickName

Adventurer
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 12-2=10
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 23
Folding Boat 24+1=25
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 16
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

CleverNickName

Adventurer
...and we're back! Thanks for all your hard work, [MENTION=1]Morrus[/MENTION].

Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 10-2=8
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 23
Folding Boat 25+1=26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 16
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

rczarnec

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 18
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 8
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 24
Folding Boat 26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 14
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Legatus_Legionis

< BLAH HA Ha ha >
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 18+1 = 19
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 8
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 24
Folding Boat 26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 14-2 = 12
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Tallifer

Villager
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 19
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 6
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 25
Folding Boat 26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 12
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

chrisrtld

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 16
Decanter of Endless Water 19
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 7
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 25
Folding Boat 26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 10
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Harzel

Explorer
Daern's Instant Fortress 16 - 2 = 14
Decanter of Endless Water 19
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 7
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 18 + 1 = 19
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 25
Folding Boat 26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 10
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 20
 

Maxperson

Orcus on an on Day
Daern's Instant Fortress 14
Decanter of Endless Water 19
Deck of Illusions 18
Deck of Many Things 8
Dimensional Shackles 20
Driftglobe 20
Dust of Disappearance 20
Dust of Dryness 19
Dust of Sneezing and Choking 20
Efreeti Bottle 21
Eversmoking Bottle 20
Figurine of Wondrous Power 25
Folding Boat 26
Heward's Handy Haversack 21
Horn of Blasting 10
Horn of Valhalla 22
Horseshoes of Speed 20
Horseshoes of a Zephyr 18 - It's not that the concept is bad, but I quickly learned that horses die if you sneeze too hard.
 

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