Survivor: THE PORTABLE HOLE STORED ONE YEAR'S WORTH OF SURVIVOR COMPETITIONS!

lowkey13

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
This thread is inspired by the prior threads on the iconic monsters, best cannon fodder, and so on. Most importantly, while I can't make a list of magic item prices, at least we resolve which magic items are the BEST!

WE ARE AT THE FINISH LINE, FOLKS!

ALMOST ONE YEAR AGO, WE STARTED THE PROCESS. AND BY WE, I MEAN SOCIETY. SOCIETY MADE ME DO THIS.

BUT WE ARE NOW AT THE END! YAS!

THIS IS IT. THE FINAL MAGIC ITEM SURVIVOR THREAD.

ONLY ONE CAN REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SO EXCITED, I WISH WE STILL HAD THE HTML BLINK TAG! I WILL WRECK UR EYEBALLZ! BUT SINCE I DON'T, ALL CAPZ, SUCKERZ!!!!!!

Ahem, okay, standard rules-

This is a list of magic items from 5e, culled solely from the DMG/SRD.

This is the winners from the prior threads.


IMPORTANT NOTE- DOWNVOTES ARE 2 IN THIS THREAD.

REPEAT- DOWNVOTES ARE TWO IN THIS THREAD.


Each item starts with 20 points and you vote for one item you like which gets 1 point and an item you dislike which loses 2 points. It is intentional that a negative vote is worth more than a positive vote- first, because we don't want to be here all year. Second, because.

Upvotes are in green, downvotes are in in red (unless you are on your phone, and are unable to, in which case please indicate your votes some other way). Copy and paste the previous posters vote and change the numbers. You may vote once per day. This is an honor system, and we are all honorable gamers; please do not abuse it. If this means you vote once at night one day, and once the next morning - that's fine, but don't vote again until the following day.

This is purely a popularity contest and you do not have to explain an upvote or downvote, but feel free to- explanations are where the fun is! When downvotes reach 0 the item is eliminated (FATALITY!). Finally, if an item has one vote left, then you have to make the choice to use all of your downvotes to eliminate it; there is no vote splitting. In addition, you must split your vote- you can't upvote and downvote the same item (no "see" votes). And you have to use BOTH YOUR UPVOTE AND DOWNVOTE if you vote.

Some important points that you must read before voting-
1. This is a pure popularity contest, and is meant to be fun. You can cast your votes for whatever reason you want. Spite, irrational love/hate, strategic voting, and voting just because all the cool kids are doing it is totally fine! This vote does not affect anything in real life, and no item will be removed from 6e's DMG because of your vote. You can comment for the reasons for your vote, or not- up to you! But this is for enjoyment only.

HA! WHO AM I KIDDING!

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SURVIVOR THREAD, NO, THE MOST IMPORTANT THREAD EVER ON THE INTERNET!

ALL MAGIC ITEMS, FOREVER, WILL ONLY BE THIS. OH, AND KATANA. REASONS!


2. This is the list of magic items that are presented officially in the DMG in 5e. If you don't have a copy of all of the WoTC books handy, you can find it many places, including:

donjon; 5e Magic Items

Of course, if you don't have a copy of the books, GET THEM NOW! Really, they're good books.

As always, the list is the list, please do not alter it.

3. To repeat what was in 2- this is DMG only. And winners of prior rounds only.

This is part IT'S ALL OVER MAN! GAME OVER MAN! SUPER CHAMPION ROUND, MAN!

4. Prior winners for the combined SUPER CHAMPION ROUND:
Wand: Wonder
Ring: Feather Falling
Magic Armor: Elven Chain
Rods & Staves: Staff of the Magi
Potions: Potion of Vitality
Sword: Frost Brand
Non-sword Weapon: Mace of Disruption
Clothing (Part I): Robe of the Arch Magi
Clothing (Part II): Helm of Comprehending Languages
Jewelry (Part I): Amulet of the Planes
Jewelry (Part II): Scarab of Protection
Miscellaneous Items (A-C): Bag of Tricks
Miscellaneous Items (D-H): Horn of Valhalla
Miscellaneous Items (I-R): Portable Hole
Miscellaneous Items (S-Z): Tome of the Stilled Tongue


Katana Nope. Katana has already won everything, forever. This is more for second place.


DOWNVOTES ARE TWO.

Portable Hole WINNER WINNER NOW YOU CAN STORE ALL THE CHICKEN DINNERS!


UPDATE- FATALITIES!!!!

Potion of Vitality #17*
Tome of the Stilled Tongue #33
Helm of Comprehending Languages #68
Amulet of the Planes #98
Ring of Feather Falling #139
Elven Chain #146
Wand of Wonder #193
Horn of Valhalla #219
Bag of Tricks #223
Frost Brand #269
Robe of the Arch Magi #303
Staff of the Magi #320
Scarab of Protection #335
Mace of Disruption #346



* is this a record? YES IT IS!

Wilderness Survivor Guide got KO'd at #33 (-3)
Drow #19(!!!) in the core races. (-3)
Chaotic Neutral #22 (-3)
Hermot #29 (-3)
Grappler #32 (-3)
Forgotten Realms #38 (-3)
Evocation #48 (-2)
Sniloc #37 (-2)
Deafened #31 (-2) (Worst thread ever?)
Death Knight #26 (-2)
Shambling Mound #20 (-2) - cannon fodder thread
Queen Ehlissa's Marvelous Nightingale #45 (-2)
Deep Speech #60 (-2)
Cursed Sword #49 (-2)
Cursed #49 (-2)
N1 Against the Cult of the Reptile God #41 (-3)
Sorcerer #51 (-2)
Firbolg #60 (-2)
Animate Dead #32 (-2)
Zagig Yrageme #43 (-2)
Forgotten Realms #40 (-2) (heh, twice as nice)
Solar #44 (-2)
Mechanus/Nirvana #73 (-2)
Bard (Superior Inspiration) #38 (-2)
Hoard of the Dragon Queen #51 (-2)
Arcane Archer #25 (-3)
Dragon Hide #42 (-2)
Drow #20 (-2) (Iconic D&D Monster)
Warduke #54 (-2)
Nature Domain #57 (-2)
Arcane Archer (F) #45 (-2)
Oathbreaker #42 (-2)
The Hexblade #33 (-2)
Waterdeep #39 (-2)
Life Domain #60 (-2)
Grugach #52 (-2)
Fraz-Urb'Luu #53 (-2)
Darkling #58 (-2)
Sword Coast Legends #25 (-2)
Lovecraft, H. P. #85 (-2)
Salvatore, R.A. #73 (-2)
Will-o’-wisp #22 (-3)
Plant #32 (-2)
X-Ray Vision #43 (-2)
Enemy Detection #21 (-2)
Staff of the Python #47 (-2)
Potion of Mind Reading #66 (-2)
Sword + Something #56 (-2)
Cloak of Protection #42 (-2)
Gauntlets of Ogre Power #28 (-2)
Eyes of Minute Seeing #46 (-2)
Talisman of Ultimate Evil #58 (-2)
Bag of Devouring #40 (-2)
Horn of Blasting #34 (-2)
Manual of Gaining Ability Score #41 (-2)
Saddle of the Cavalier #30 (-2)
 
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lowkey13

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Amulet of the Planes 20
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Potion of Vitality 18
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 20
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 20
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 20

Nothing you can quaff, can quin.
 

chrisrtld

Explorer
Amulet of the Planes 20
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Potion of Vitality 16
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 20
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 20
 

DWChancellor

Kobold Enthusiast
Yes, the error was me! (Buries shame in portable hole).

Amulet of the Planes 20
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 21
Potion of Vitality 14
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 20
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 20
 
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DM Dave1

Adventurer
Amulet of the Planes 20
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 21
Potion of Vitality 12
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 20
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 21 - it's fantastic, you point to cast it; d100s here and there; it's a wand of wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.
 

Mort

Community Supporter
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 21
Potion of Vitality 10
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 20
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 21 -
 

rczarnec

Explorer
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 21
Potion of Vitality 8
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 21
 

Gradine

Archivist
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 19
Potion of Vitality 8
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20
Wand of Wonder 22
 

Harzel

Adventurer
For being the playoffs, there's certainly a lot to dislike here.

Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 19
Potion of Vitality 8
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 20 + 1 = 21
Wand of Wonder 22 - 2 = 20
 

Dausuul

Legend
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20 - Extradimensional shenanigans never get old.
Potion of Vitality 8
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 19 - Yuck.
Wand of Wonder 20
 

Yardiff

Explorer
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Potion of Vitality 8-2=6
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 21+1=22
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 19
Wand of Wonder 20
 

MNblockhead

A Title Much Cooler Than Anything on the Old Site
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Potion of Vitality 6 - 2 = 4
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 22
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 19
Wand of Wonder 20 +1 = 21
 

Adamant

Explorer
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Potion of Vitality 4-2=2 Potion round felt more like least hated won rather than something cool.
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 22
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 19
Wand of Wonder 21+1=22
 

Legatus_Legionis

< BLAH HA Ha ha >
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 21
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Potion of Vitality 2-2 = 0 No more vitality here.
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20

Staff of the Magi 22+1 = 23
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 19
Wand of Wonder 22
 

Tallifer

Adventurer
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 22
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 20
Staff of the Magi 23

Tome of the Stilled Tongue 17
Wand of Wonder 22
 

Maxperson

Morkus from Orkus
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 22
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Ring of Feather Falling 20
Robe of the Arch Magi 21

Scarab of Protection 21
Staff of the Magi 23
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 15
Wand of Wonder 22

The tongue's victory tastes bitter.
 

OB1

Jedi Master
Amulet of the Planes 21
Bag of Tricks 20
Elven Chain 20
Frost Brand 22
Helm of Comprehending Languages 20
Horn of Valhalla 20
Mace of Disruption 20
Portable Hole 20
Ring of Feather Falling 20+1=21
Robe of the Arch Magi 21
Scarab of Protection 21
Staff of the Magi 23-2=21
Tome of the Stilled Tongue 15
Wand of Wonder 22
 

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