Survivor: THE PORTABLE HOLE STORED ONE YEAR'S WORTH OF SURVIVOR COMPETITIONS!

[CleverNickName]

The Maginot Line would like a word with you.

Oh I'll get to those.
Just you wait.

 

[Yardiff]

Frost Brand 7-2=5
Mace of Disruption 11
Portable Hole 16
Robe of the Arch Magi 14
Scarab of Protection 14
Staff of the Magi 12+1=13

 

[Gradine]

Frost Brand 5
Mace of Disruption 11
Portable Hole 16
Robe of the Arch Magi 14
Scarab of Protection 12
Staff of the Magi 14

It's sad that the Portable Hole has probably the second greatest utility left of the items remaining, beyond "passive defense" and "hit specific things harder"

 

[lowkey13]

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[Gradine]

The Frost Brand is .... wicked cool.

Are you trying to seduce me with puns? Because I'll have you know that that approach is always 100% effective.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Gradine]

"Since puns are the soul of wit,
And banal wordplay the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief;

Courtney Love walking is a portable hole."

-Shakespeare, probably.

Shakespeare did love himself some puns. Especially puns about genitalia.

More like Much Ado About Portable Holes, amirite?

 

[lowkey13]

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[chrisrtld]

Frost Brand 5
Mace of Disruption 11
Portable Hole 14
Robe of the Arch Magi 14
Scarab of Protection 12
Staff of the Magi 15

 

[OB1]

Frost Brand 5
Mace of Disruption 11
Portable Hole 14
Robe of the Arch Magi 14-2=12
Scarab of Protection 12+1=13
Staff of the Magi 15