D&D General Survivor Thread: Best D&D Movie

[Sacrosanct]

Who was the party of adventurers in Destroyer? (Don't remember ever seeing it).

Conan (classic fighter/barbarian)
Malak (the most D&D thief I think I've ever seen)
Akiro (wizard)
Zula (monk)

Then you had Bombaata (fighter) and the princess, who was really more of an NPC. They had to fight a classic D&D illusionist wizard in his tower, then find an artifact in a trapped temple against zealots, eventually turning it back into the evil queen priestess who backstabbed them and set a god loose.

 

[payn]

Who was the party of adventurers in Destroyer? (Don't remember ever seeing it).

Arnold Schwarzenegger, wilt chamberlain, grace jones

 

[DND_Reborn]

Who was the party of adventurers in Destroyer? (Don't remember ever seeing it).

Loved Destroyer more than Barbarian!!

Party consists of:

• Conan (Barbarian)
• Malak (Rogue)
• Akiro (Wizard-- maybe Cleric or MCed?)
• Bombaata (Fighter)
• Zula (Monk)
• Princess Jehnna (NPC noble or something???)

It had everything you could want for a D&D game except the dragon LOL!

 

[DND_Reborn]

My D&D parties are way more like Conan the Destroyer than LoTR, and by a large margin.

My parties are more like Conan the Destroyer, but my world is more like Middle Earth LOL.

Either way, I'll keep upvoting Destroyer and downvoting LOTR... doing my part.

 

[CleverNickName]

Can I subscribe to that newsletter?

Sure! Be advised, this rhetoric is so old that it's written only on Underwood typewriters, and mailed out bi-weekly as a carbon-copy pamphlet. You'll need to send them a self-addressed stamped envelope and wait 4-6 weeks for delivery.

 

[DND_Reborn]

Sure! Be advised, this rhetoric is so old that it's written only on Underwood typewriters, and mailed out bi-weekly as a carbon-copy pamphlet. You'll need to send them a self-addressed stamped envelope and wait 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Really? Well, that's a step up from the Pony Express delivery I was expecting...

 

[CleverNickName]

Really? Well, that's a step up from the Pony Express delivery I was expecting...

I know right? It's quite a change from their old "town crier" business model, where they just had a volunteer stand around screaming "get your hobbits out of my dee and deeeee!" at all hours.

I worry I might have been too subtle. What I'm trying to say is: that complaint is really old. Everybody has already heard it.

 

[DND_Reborn]

I worry I might have been too subtle. What I'm trying to say is: that complaint is really old. Everybody has already heard it.

The funny thing is, who made that complaint??? (Admittedly I haven't read all the posts in this thread.) And I (for one, anyway) have never heard anyone complain about it before.

So, I can honestly say, not "everybody" has already heard it.

 

[CleverNickName]

The funny thing is, who made that complaint??? (Admittedly I haven't read all the posts in this thread.) And I (for one, anyway) have never heard anyone complain about it before.

So, I can honestly say, not "everybody" has already heard it.

Shhhh! If they hear you, they'll send in the town crier!

 

[Lanefan]

Sure! Be advised, this rhetoric is so old that it's written only on Underwood typewriters, and mailed out bi-weekly as a carbon-copy pamphlet. You'll need to send them a self-addressed stamped envelope and wait 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Make that 4-6 months if you are outside the USA......