Warbly-Voiced Old Sith Dude: Oh, my, Anakin. Would you like to be my minion for all time? I'm not evil, oh no no.
Anakin Skywalker: *broods*
Padme: I love you Anakin. Don't become evil.
Anakin: Shut up! *angrily shoots R2D2, whose thrusters misfire, sending it careening into C3P0, deleting both their memories*
Ewan MacGregor: Master Yoda, I think young Anakin might not have learned control.
Yoda: *fidgets* Control, control, you must learn control!!!!! *bounces around the room like a rubber ball holding a lightsaber*
Darth Sidious: Anakin, if you're evil, you'll get to wear all black, and you won't look like a punk.
Anakin: *broods*
Sidious: I'll let you borrow the death star for the next pod race.
Anakin: Yippee!!