Sword Fight Ensues After South Carolina Break-In

[krunchyfrogg]

The next time somebody breaks into my house, I'm not going to yell "stop or I'll shoot!", I'm going to yell "roll for initiative!".

Works better if you add "Monkey-Boy" at the end!

 

[Goldmoon]

Careful what you wish for.

My friend just told me the image of me holding a sword at him, in the middle of the night in my underwear scared the hell out of him.

Drop by and get skewered......lol

 

[IcyCool]

My friend just told me the image of me holding a sword at him, in the middle of the night in my underwear scared the hell out of him.

Is he not into girls?

 

[Goldmoon]

Is he not into girls?

He says he likes the image of a six foot three underwear-clad amazon, just not one pointing a sword at him.

 

[Ranger REG]

I have three swords hanging on my bedroom wall. Now I want someone to break in.

Careful. Your burglar may be a Traveller d20 player.

 

[Goldmoon]

Careful. Your burglar may be a Traveller d20 player.

I would not consider myself an expert but I can handle a sword. Do I really have to add "Monkey boy" when I skewer someone?

 

[Lhorgrim]

I would not consider myself an expert but I can handle a sword. Do I really have to add "Monkey boy" when I skewer someone?

You only have to say "Monkey Boy" when you say "Roll for initiative", as in "Roll for initiative... Monkey Boy!"

It's a reference to the Knights of the Dinner Table comic. Click on cartoon #2 here.

 

[krunchyfrogg]

You only have to say "Monkey Boy" when you say "Roll for initiative", as in "Roll for initiative... Monkey Boy!"

It's a reference to the Knights of the Dinner Table comic. Click on cartoon #2 here.

That's why I added it right after your saying "Roll for initiative"

 

[buzzard]

I rather more expect my line to be the Sean Connery one from Untouchables.

buzzard

 

[Mark CMG]

What he did not know was that the new boyfriend was also left handed . . .