Tales From The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern! (chapter 1, now closed)

[Ranger Rick]

Ignoring the ruckus caused by K and the sheriff, Desert continues to watch a sail billow in the wind.

 

[Lazlow]

The two same fellows who fished Wet Willie out of the drink suddenly appear, stretcher in hand, and load up the black, blue, and bloody lump of flesh and broken bones that K left, taking him off to some undisclosed locale.

The dock seems quite peaceful now.

 

[Lazlow]

Ignoring the ruckus caused by K and the sheriff, Desert continues to watch a sail billow in the wind.

"I like sailboats, too, uh-hyeah," a says a calm voice next to you.

 

[Ranger Rick]

Without looking desert says, "The bulbious white contrasts nicely with the blue of the sky and darkness of the sea.".......Turning his head, "wh...who are y...y...you? I...I...am...desert."

 

[DrZombie]

The half-orc looks from one figure to the next.

Bloody hell. They're all crazy. Totally mad

"Allright. First of all, unless the colour is blood red I ain't wearing a uniform. You can call me the accent of different colour in the composition of the group, but that's about it. Period.

Second, anyone interested in the bar where the group came from? Someone offered them a hundred gold for our heads. Now I'm a little offended about that. A hundred. Five thousand at least. C'mon. i'm buying drinks."

 

[LogicsFate]

i'm buying drinks."

K leaves Richard to cover up the dead, giving him express directions on where to look for her after he's done "All right, I could use anouther drink!" K looks up to her new compainion

 

[Lazlow]

Without looking desert says, "The bulbious white contrasts nicely with the blue of the sky and darkness of the sea.".......Turning his head, "wh...who are y...y...you? I...I...am...desert."

"My name's Hughford, Hughford Hugh, but my friends call me Hubba. You can call me Hubba if you want. Please to meet you, Desert." He smiles and holds out his hand.

 

[Ranger Rick]

"Nice to...to...to...meet you Hubba." Shakes his hand.

 

[Wystan]

"My name's Hughford, Hughford Hugh, but my friends call me Hubba. You can call me Hubba if you want. Please to meet you, Desert." He smiles and holds out his hand.

"Mr. Hugh, how on this great ball we call a planet did you manage to walk up behind us undetected and unnoticed? Are you a Pirate master of the great sneaky arts? I heard nothing, and after all this ruckus of people trying to kill us I would like to know how I missed you approaching?"

I turn to the new man Mountain of the group whilst pulling out the items made for speaker...

"And you must try this on, it would look dashing and make folks more aware of the fact that you travel with us. I would need to take it in a bit here and let it out a bit there, but at the very least I could have it ready by tonight. Please at least say that you will try. As to the Public House of question, I am not sure that they would serve libations that suit my taste and character, but I would be more that willing to accompany you in determining whom the miscreant that felt that such a low price on our heads was appropriate. I know that my head is worth significantly more than that paltry sum."

I turn away from him and turn towards K.

"My dearest K., Would you be so kind as to assist me in learning a bit of your ways, I assume you are a caster of great reknown, and I would love to learn to mend and clean my outfits with magics. I am sure that one of your caliber would be able to do so. I would also like to reward Richard for the work he does, such as disposing of that trash. Mayhaps I will see about creating him a nice set of comfortable pajamas and an outfit for his downtime leisure."

I turn away again and start to walk towards the bar.

 

[Gray Shade]

Berserker Bill throws his hands in the air. "Who wants us dead? Everyone wants us dead. Who cares? We need to get after the Chromium Orb." As the party walks past him, he lowers his head and shakes it, then walks after them. "Oh, all right. If you all insist, although I'm going to be more and more angry if this doesn't help us get that Orb. That dark wizard could be swooping down to collect it any time now."