Tales From The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern! (chapter 1, now closed)

[Ranger Rick]

With out looking Desert spouts "THIS AFTERNOON...WINDS BECOMING EAST AROUND 5 KNOTS. SEAS 2 FEET OR LESS. TIDAL RIVER WATERS SMOOTH. TONIGHT...SOUTHWEST WINDS 5 TO 10 KNOTS. SEAS 2 FEET OR LESS. TIDAL RIVER WATERS A LIGHT CHOP. .Tomorrow...WEST WINDS 5 KNOTS BECOMING SOUTHEAST AROUND 5 KNOTS IN THE AFTERNOON. SEAS 2 FEET OR LESS. TIDAL RIVER WATERS SMOOTH. SLIGHT CHANCE OF SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS. Mosquito Activity Forecast is for limited infestation, Current Moon Phase is Waxing Gibbous and sunrise tomorrow is 6:41.......H..h...how are you sheriff Bill?"

 

[Gray Shade]

"Much better now that I know all that, Desert. Thanks. I feel very well-informed on the happenings. What happened to your buddy?"

 

[Ranger Rick]

"Much better now that I know all that, Desert. Thanks. I feel very well-informed on the happenings. What happened to your buddy?"[/QUOTE]


"Buddy?...Oh the guy nex...nex...next to me.....he left."

 

[Lazlow]

"One grog lite, comin' up," the bartender says, pouring a slightly less foul-looking/smelling liquid in a cup.

 

[LogicsFate]

"One grog lite, comin' up," the bartender says, pouring a slightly less foul-looking/smelling liquid in a cup.

"Get me on too" K pauses in preperation for her drink "So, who's going to tell, Sherif Bill, that we decided to live a life on the seas as buckeneers?"


"Not it!"

 

[Lazlow]

The bartender pours one for the lady.

 

[Wystan]

I look at the grog-lite and decide to become a tee-totaler. I pass it to K.

"My dear lady, this drink would not agree with my constitution. Would you like this one? Also I think that we are indebted to Mr....Sheriff Bill, and we by needs must undertake the mission that he has outlined for us. Now I say we try to make it as fast as possible. First we will need 25 chickens...and a goat. Then we need to get Gruuumsh 4-5 10' poles. A large pot is also in order as is about 4 gallons of this turpentine that they call grog. The chickens are for finding traps, the goat is for finding pit traps that the chickens are too light to set off. The grog is for eating away at the locks on doors and the 10'poles are for the construction of a litter for fallen comrades. Then K. you and I can return here, steal a boat, and take a life on the high seas. You be the captain, and I will be the boy toy that stays in the cabin all day and eases the captains pains at night. Does this sound reasonable?"

 

[Lazlow]

OOC: First, Wystan, thank you for refreshing our memory , and second: What?

 

[LogicsFate]

I look at the grog-lite and decide to become a tee-totaler. I pass it to K.

Does this sound reasonable?"

K drinks her own grog in one long pull than repeats it with Ranti's. She gazes remorsefully at the empty mugs.

K shrugs, "Eh, we'll work out the details later*wink*.

Hmm, As you insist on harping on this Bill thing, I guess I have nothing better to do.
Good ideas, though we could probly find something better at setting of traps the farm animals.

I wouldn't guess this (string of explitives deleted)hole of a town would have a mgic shop, would it?

 

[Wystan]

K drinks her own grog in one long pull than repeats it with Ranti's. She gazes remorsefully at the empty mugs.

K shrugs, "Eh, we'll work out the details later*wink*.

Hmm, As you insist on harping on this Bill thing, I guess I have nothing better to do.
Good ideas, though we could probly find something better at setting of traps the farm animals.

I wouldn't guess this (string of explitives deleted)hole of a town would have a mgic shop, would it?

With a grin....
"We could always hire bartenders and town miscreants..."