alsih2o said:
i keep reading character descriptions from folks all over the place and they are always playing "pretty" people. is it just me?
does noone play a pudgy, balding axe-weilder with a patchy beard?
remember zoltan fom that flash gordon movie? heroes more usually look like that too me.
i realize it is a small thing, but i keep running into "with a thick ponytail hanging past his waist and dreamy eyes that look right through you. he is slow to make friends but steadfastly loyal through even death if he finds.."
i am thinking most would be "sorta thick in the middle with a patchy beard and a echoing laugh that betrays his small mouth. his gnarled, scarred hands are thick and have yellowed fingernails. he likes most everyone, and has come to trust nearly all men at arms. a small bit of his gut hangs out past the bopttom edge of his chainmail shirt and this is the only place he hasn't lost the thick blanket of coarse wooly hair on his chest. he walks with a bit of a waddle."
is it just me? i know this is just a pet peeve, but all the character descriptions i am reading all start to sound alike.
That is your archetypal hero image? Waddling guys whose overfed bellies spill out from beneath their armor is not even my image of typical nonheroic men at arms or mercenaries.
When I come up with hero images I think of the mental pictures I have of literary fantasy heroes, Conan (image derived from the books, comics, the movies), Elric, the Grey Mouser, Rand al Thor, Gimli, even modern/sci-fi characters like wolverine, colossus, spiderman, batman, etc. Pudgy is never an adjective I associate with heroic bad ass characters as most D&D characters are designed to be. Overweight and waddling I associate with hobbits (who like to stay at home and tend their gardens), and decadent nonadventuring soft city-folk.
My character descriptions tend to be physical descriptions that do not generally indicate handsome, plain or ugly. For example "A large heavily muscled man with numerous scars and hard steel blue eyes, his dark brown hair is worn long and his beard is full." That's my current viking background eldritch knight character, he has a 14 charisma. The rest would be equipment and clothes descriptions and descriptions of his current actions.
"A lean hard looking man with dark jet black hair and dark eyes, he hasn't shaved in the last couple of days." That's my brujah vampire with a 2 (average) appearance and 3 charisma (vampire has a scale of 1-5 for human attributes).