Erp...and double Erp
Michael fixes his gaze assiduously on the rock.
He is like the rock, and the rock is like him: with careful polishing, the rock will reveal the beauty and the wonder within itself. So it is with people, Sela teaches.
Michael attempts to polish himself on the rock: it's an exchange thing.
"Hey buddy, what's up with that there rock? You know what they say about people that are, well, compulsively rubbing things..."
Polish away the anger...wear it down until your spirit is calmed and you can speak gently.
Slow breaths...when the spirit is right, the mind will be right, then the speech will be right.
"and had to learn that the folk here consider the traditional topless garb of my homeland to be somehow rude, although I cannot imagine how."
Polish away the lust and think about running footraces.
Michael remembers the unmarried women racing at Fool's Day, chasing the men to catch one and make them cook dinner. He remembers the women tucking their skirts up above their knees and has a brief vision of Lasair topless, with her skirt tucked up above her knees.
Keep polishing, boy.
"...shedding down to my usual clothing and protecting my bare skin from the heat's rays by asking someone to help rub the aloe we use in my homeland into my skin--that is what keeps my skin so fair, cremey, and soft despite the great heat, you see."
Don't think. Just polish.
And do sums.
1+1 =2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16...
4096+4096 is, umm...two 96's is 192, plus the thousands is...
"I think I can be objective, however, when I say that Meliana's breasts are softer and bouncier than mine, based on the few times that I had the honour of rubbing aloe for her."
Michael gasps and says the first thing that comes into his head.
"Eight thousand, one hundred and ninety-two!"
His mouth hangs open as he realize what he just said.
"Right! Too much mead! I've...gottagooutbackbadbyebye!!"
And he heads for the back door, blushing bright red beneath his hood.