"Well, I met a group of bandits along the road, and they had waylaid a pretty girl from a nearby clan and it looked like they wanted to rob her."
"Well, I talked alone for a while with the bandit chief and the girl, and we managed to work out some of his early childhood problems that caused him to become a fractious reprobate with antisocial tendencies, and eventually the girl, whose name was Lily, felt very sorry for the bandit and gave him a hug, and told him that she knew what it felt like too to be lonely. So then he started to cry, but he was a man and also a bandit, so he tried to hide it, but he said that Lily was free to go as long as she told him where she lived."
"And when she did and left, I stayed with him for a while and tried to give him pointers on how to properly approach Lily so that he could win her love. I gave him the usual advice, you know, he should listen to what she has to say instead of just talking about himself, buy her flowers, remember to compliment her breasts, etc. And then I explained to him the pride and joy that you can feel in earning an honest living. He was so greatful that he immediately got together his bandits and they decided to stop being bandits and instead to find a way to work together to help people, and then he gave me all the money they had stolen and told me to try to see if anyone in Orussus needed it."