"Hey I am funny. Here, ah, okay got it. An elf, a human, and a dwarf walk into a bar after a hard days adventuring, they each order an ale, but a fly lands in each ones mug. So the elf pushes his mug aside in disdain, the human pick the fly out and gets to drinking, the dwarf picks the fly up by its wing, holds it over his mug and roars, "Spit it all out you little basterd!"" Izzik says grinning hopefully and waggling his eyebrows.
"Anyway, I normally go with anecdotes. I was seeing this Duchess - not that often because mostly the lights were out - but I digress. And we arrange to meet under the light of the full moon in the stables, with their handy hay loft. So I am waiting in the stable, and someone comes in, and says, "Oh you are trembling." And I'm not, but you know you play along, I am all for a bit of role play, and I recognize the Duchess's voice... And then I hear a squeak, followed by, "Oh my you smell of horses how delightfully earthy!" And so I sniff myself by way on inquiry - and of course I don't smell of horses I am a fastidious fellow - and then I here smooching. So I snuck out and let the stable boy have the time of his life, and the next day she bought me a horse! Although she also bought me a Slow potion, which I gave to the stableboy..."
Aressa gives a disgusted snorts, pointedly ignoring Alfred's paw in her hair.
"You being a Duchess's Mistress is not funny. Its... Gross."
"Its pretty funny. Come on, its pretty funny."
[sblock=Animal]Your opening might have been a little generic, there are many adventurers at various different tables, etc. I would suggest making it clear who you are speaking to. For a new character I would suggest either Mark Chances group - who are currently cutting cards - or waiting on for HMs upcomign game which should be recruiting at the end of the week.[/sblock]