Hypersmurf
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Lazlow said:
"... but no sign of Snow White," Hamm comments, amused.
Team Baldy's Tales From The OBO-ESRD Tavern! (Calling Hypersmurf)
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"... but no sign of Snow White," Hamm comments, amused.
Karjanga laughs at Hamm's comment and ignore the little people. There are far more interesting things afoot to consider... She waves him forward, still linked arm-in-arm.
Hypersmurf
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OOC: Well, DM, unless anything exciting happens in the inn in the next few moments, I'm guessing Hamm and Karjanga will be out on the town...
The half-orc sits in the back of the room, lighting another foul-smelling cigar. He suspiciously eyes the female half-orc and the bard, suspecting them of being capable of dragging him into another adventure of sorts. At the sight of the four mysteriously clad andf hooded strangers entering, he groans softly, and mutters to himself:"I'l be buggered by dragon in mating season. Four hooded strangers. they'll be waving about maps soon, I tell ya. What will it be now? Village in distress? If they formed a decent militia instead of walking around in the countryside all dressed up to appear as suspicious as possible they would solve their own problems. But nooooooooh, offcourse not. Mmmh. They could be kobolds as well. Betcha they think they're cunningly infiltrating. Daft buggers."
He takes his beer, empties it in one go, and sticks the cigar firmly in the corner of his mouth. He stands up, goes to the bar, takes a flagon of wine and sits himself opposite to one of the hooded figures.
Angrily he tries to peer under the hood.
"Well?" He snorts. "For Godssakes man, just tell me what the bleedin' problem is. You're wasting precious drinking time here."
He takes his beer, empties it in one go, and sticks the cigar firmly in the corner of his mouth. He stands up, goes to the bar, takes a flagon of wine and sits himself opposite to one of the hooded figures.
Angrily he tries to peer under the hood.
"Well?" He snorts. "For Godssakes man, just tell me what the bleedin' problem is. You're wasting precious drinking time here."
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DrZombie said:
Hamm glances back as he and Karjanga approach the door, mildly curious to see if the little creature will throw back its hood...
Lazlow
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Strangers revealed!
The small hooded figure directly opposite you answers your challenge by merely looking to his left, at one of his companions. This other hooded figure says in a low, creaky voice, "Time... Is a luxury your town can ill afford, half-breed - NOW!! " With that he stands and throws back his cloak, revealing a greasy-haired and snaggle-toothed goblin holding a tarnished shortsword. The other hooded figures all spring up from the table as well - save for the one directly to your left, who somehow managed to slip a blade in between one of your armor's plates.
The goblin who spoke to you smiles wickedly as he points his shortsword at you. Around you, you hear the screams of the tavern's patrons, more than a few cut short with a cry of pain or a bloody gurgle.
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OOC: Actions, everyone? Click on the map above for reference; A=Agrajag, J=Jarlaxale, K=Karjanga, H=Hamm, D=DrZombie. The red G#'s are the goblins, the light blue circles are the patrons, the orange and fuschia circles behind the bar are Sunderkeg and Muirna, respectively. Seems the letters are a little hard to read, I'll fix that for the next round.
Oh, and DrZombie: [sblock]Take 5 points of damage[/sblock]
OOC: At this table, yes; three at another.DrZombie said:
The small hooded figure directly opposite you answers your challenge by merely looking to his left, at one of his companions. This other hooded figure says in a low, creaky voice, "Time... Is a luxury your town can ill afford, half-breed - NOW!! " With that he stands and throws back his cloak, revealing a greasy-haired and snaggle-toothed goblin holding a tarnished shortsword. The other hooded figures all spring up from the table as well - save for the one directly to your left, who somehow managed to slip a blade in between one of your armor's plates.
The goblin who spoke to you smiles wickedly as he points his shortsword at you. Around you, you hear the screams of the tavern's patrons, more than a few cut short with a cry of pain or a bloody gurgle.
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OOC: Actions, everyone? Click on the map above for reference; A=Agrajag, J=Jarlaxale, K=Karjanga, H=Hamm, D=DrZombie. The red G#'s are the goblins, the light blue circles are the patrons, the orange and fuschia circles behind the bar are Sunderkeg and Muirna, respectively. Seems the letters are a little hard to read, I'll fix that for the next round.
Oh, and DrZombie: [sblock]Take 5 points of damage[/sblock]
"You're gonna regret the day your papa looked at your momma with a nasty gleam in his eye. Or you would, if you knew who he was." With an oath, the half-orc gives the table a shove, toppling it over in the directions of the goblins. He takes a few steps backward and draws his sword, getting ready to inflict a world of pain on the goblin who stabbed him in the back.
"THERE's ONLY SIX OF 'EM. HIT EM WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT."
"THERE's ONLY SIX OF 'EM. HIT EM WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT."
Karjanga gives a warrior cry and dashes into the fray, taking out her greataxe and gripping it in two hands. She charges for the group of four goblins, leaping onto the table and laying about with her greataxe, a terrible grin on her face.
OOC - Charge goblins 1-4, jumping into the table in the middle, drawing greataxe while moving, and still attacking if she can.
OOC - Charge goblins 1-4, jumping into the table in the middle, drawing greataxe while moving, and still attacking if she can.
