D&D 5E Terrible Titles for a Xanathar Follow-up

[Esker]

The Kindly Shopkeeper's Guide to Definitely Not Being A Rakshasa

 

[TwoSix]

Xanathar’s Descriptive Guide to Critical Hits: Slits, Gashes, and Axewounds.

 

[Fenris-77]

Xanthar II: He's Back and He's Angry

Industrial Uses for Mage and Bigby's Hand: There's a hand job waiting for you!

 

[Tony Vargas]

Xanathar's Guide Beholders for the Blind

 

[generic]

"The Mask of Xanathar"

"X is for Xanathar"

"The Beholder Bride"

 

[gyor]

:

Everybody is expecting a 'Xanathar's Guide to Everything 2', what with all the new subclasses being thrown at us through the UA articles and the alternate class features.

So let's come up with ridiculous titles for 'Xanathar's guide to Everything 2: Electric Boogaloo'

I suggest:

"Xanathar & Knuckle's Guide to Everything, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series"

I don't I think they are for upcoming Campaign Setting guides.

 

[Anoth]

Robilar’s Guide of the Lost

 

[gyor]

Even though I don't agree with the OPs premise, I will toss a couple of names out for fun.

Nazram World Walker Travel Guide to the Planes.

Elminster's Best Selling Guide to Faerunian Brothels.

Faridiah's Essays on Lower Planar Politics.

Kender's Catalog of Stolen Treasures

Sophia's Extreme Sport Mountaineering Handbook for Mount Celestia.

Rakdos Encyclopedia of Carnage and Mayhem

Heliod's Tips on Making and Keeping Friends.

 

[Lidgar]

Xanathar's Guide to Catching Pokemon

 

[Lidgar]

Xanathar's Big Trouble in Little Undermountain