THAT'S not an armadillo with a gem on its head!!

[Theo R Cwithin]

Don't forget 'the Shocker.'

The results of search terms "+shocker +lizard" is even worse...

 

[fireinthedust]

The results of search terms "+shocker +lizard" is even worse...

...wait, what's wrong with Spider-man?

 

[Cyronax]

...wait, what's wrong with Spider-man?

Well you broke that seal. If we go down the super-hero accidental sex names route, then Eric's Grandma will surely be offended.

C.I.D.

May Thor's Hammer never rust.