The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

[GravyFingerz]

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

Easily the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in a long while. I was laughing so hard my rommates kept telling me to shutup a room away

 

[Dark Jezter]

I don't think I've laughed so many times while reading something since the first time I read the Evil Overlord list.

Hilarious!

(By the way, this will probably get moved to the off-topic forum shortly)

 

[Trainz]

Thread being beamed to off-topic in 5... 4... 3...


Made me LOL though...

 

[Qualir]

Someone should make up the ENWorld version of this. My God that was hilarious.

 

[thullgrim]

That list was making the email rounds here in Air Force land not to long ago. My wife showed me and I laughed for an hour.

I think this was on off-topic not to long ago as well.

Thullgrim.

 

[cimbrog]

213 (or so) things Skippy can't do while on an adventure

Skippy as a halfling rogue in your standard D&D party.
213 (or so) things Skippy can't do while adventuring:

#1: The proper diet for the wizard's flying familiar is not grapeshot.
#2: I may not use the dwarf's beard as a swing-rope.
#3: When accidently setting off a poison gas trap, don't accuse the dwarf of eating Taco Bell.

More?

 

[wingsandsword]

Continuing with the idea of a D&D version of the list. Similar commands/firm requests recieved of members of parties I've played with:

#4. I am no longer permitted to refer to archmages as "those guys in bathrobes and bad haircuts", especially to their face.

#5. I am not permitted to question party members if their greatswords or staves are "compensating for anything."

#6. I may not call out to a group of minotaurs: "Moo!"

#7. I may not attempt to feed good-aligned party clerics/paladins sacrifice victims without their knowledge.

#8. I am not permitted to take out assassination contracts on my fellow party members (especially immediately after joining a party).

#9. I am not permitted to try and assassinate members of my own party for using a Reincarnate instead of a Resurrection. (in 2e where you couldn't refuse a Reincarnate/Raise Dead/Ressurrection, and there was no True Resurrection).

#10. I am not allowed to insult a god to his face.

#11. Mooning is not a proper reply to anything said by a noble.

 

[Piratecat]

This is OT and in the wrong forum, but luckily it has already been posted in the correct forum. I'll close this; head to the Off Topic forum if you want to discuss it!

And yes, it's very funny.