The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

[Wee Jas]

By the way.. check out the art Doc just did for my other character!

 

[Dr Midnight]

I don't approve of the way the gems where taken but I'm glad they were.

Smells like backpeddling to me... What happened to the Nazi Scientist analogy?

For necessity's sake:

 

[Richards]

Don't tell me you didn't see this coming...

The following parody song is sung to the tune of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," by the Beatles.

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LET'S TAKE THAT DWARF GUY'S BIG DIAMONDS

Picture yourself in a white dragon's dungeon
With pit traps galore and golems of ice.
You find somebody alone in a workshop,
A dwarf for whom gems are a vice.

Dommeruth begs you to help him escape,
Taking all the gems at hand,
Stuffing his pockets as full as they'll go
And you're gone.

Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lead the dwarf down to a dead cryohydra
Where you can make camp even though it smells bad.
Everyone smiles as he drifts into slumber
Without knowing that he's been had.

Some sticky fingers appear as he snores,
Taking the diamonds away.
Stuffed in the packs and in the haversack
And they're gone.

Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Picture yourself with the dwarf in the morning
When he figures out that his heroes are thieves.
"200 gold pieces and a magic ring
Are scarcely replacements," he grieves.

Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds
Let's take that dwarf guy's big diamonds, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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All in good fun, guys!

Johnathan
Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the Knights of Spellforge Keep Campaign

 

[MTR]

Ok, I don't want to hurt the feelings of any knights but that is just too funny not to complement you, Jonathan. Nice job, but you're going to get me into trouble laughing at work.

 

[Grog]

I just went back and read the start of the story, and I have a question. Was Gorgoldand's Gauntlet the first adventure your gaming group had? Or did you have other campaigns before KotSQ?

 

[Breakstone]

Richards- Great stuff, as usual!

Grog- Gorgoldand's Gauntlet was their first adventure.

 

[Wee Jas]

Ohh.. I think Sep posted again!

Thats such a good storyhour!

 

[Lela]

Ohh.. I think Sep posted again!

Thats such a good storyhour!

Wee Jas, you liar.

Doc, I think that's your cue to update.

Finnally time to go use post number 1,000 to get Old One back in the game.

 

[Dr Midnight]

The KoSK story hour is completely updated and current, here, people. Till tomorrow afternoon, that is.

Ahh, sweet sweet resting time.

 

[Celtavian]

Re

Excellent!! The story hour is up to date, and soon they will fight the dragon. That is the battle we have all been waiting for...)