A pirate like you, still yammarrrrin' on about his mammy!? Blast ya, yaarrrr be nuthin' but a lilly-livarrrred land lubbarrrrr, that's what ya'arrrre! Arrrgh! Curse yarrr muther's milk, tharrr be no drop o' scallywag in yarrrr.
What'd'ya say, me hearrrrties, should we keelhaul 'im, arrr make 'im walk tha bally plank an' send 'im down ta meet ol' Hob?