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The Brutal Inquisitor (campaign brainstorming help needed)

In The Harlequin's Tale books by Bernard Cornwell, the main character in the story gets captured and tortured by Church officials. Near the end of the torture sessions, the character found himself actually feeling grateful to the torturer, almost as if the torturer were a friend, whenever the torturer let up on the pain. That kind of idea--of the tormented being psychologically damaged into feeling amity for his tormenter--I think lends depth to the evil being conducted.

On another note, I've heard that the Mafia keep certain towns (Lexington, KY, is the one I heard about) off-limits to any crime, so that their mothers will have a nice place to live. Maybe Zacris has something like that--a "safe zone" where the people living there think Zacris is some sort of great benefactor.
 

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Once Zacris helped conquer a nation, and after the king bowed to the Caprian emperor, he was forced to invite the inquisitor to his son's imminent wedding, to avoid angering his conqueror.

The king plotted to assassinate Zacris at the wedding, but Zacris learned of the plot. However, the emperor had decreed that Zacris was not allowed to kill any king who pledged fealty to the emperor. So, to make a point that he was not to be f***ed with, he captured the king, removed his bones, and magically kept his flesh alive as a cadre of cambion tailors sewed him into a formal robe.

The king's horrified face sits right above where a mortal man would have a heart, and the robe occasionally moaned in agony during the ceremony. After the prince was wed, Zacris 'graciously' offered him the robe as a wedding present, 'insisting' that it would be a 'great offense' if the prince declined his gift.

Then he made sure to return every year on their anniversary, and would ask how the king was doing. After three years, the prince finally destroyed the robe, then killed himself in shame.
 
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I'm trying to think of a situation in which Zacris would have written the Evil Overlord List. Perhaps he imagined he might one day become emperor, and he wanted the perfect philosophy of how best to achieve his goals as ruler without inciting revolt or threatening the security of his rule.
 

Much is written about Zacris the Inquisitor. So much of it true and yet, so very wrong. For Zacris was one of the Warforged, a fact much forgotten by the legends of history. He is remembered as cruel and powerful. A wizard whose skills were terrifying to the common man, he inspired fear and awe and had a reputation for terrible ruthlessness. Tales of his atrocities in service of the empire have survived to the current day.

This is all true.

What is not known, to all but a few ancient sages and lorekeepers deep within the Emperor's sacred archives is this: he really did not want to do any of it. When this secret is passed from secretkeeper to secretkeeper within the fabled Vault of the Unknowable, this is commonly greeted with a roll of the eyes. No one sees themselves as the villain, they will say. But the elders will look with knowing condescension upon their pupils...."alas," they will say, "Zacris DID see himself as the villain. And that was his doom."

Zacris, as we have noted, was one of the warforged. And to this end he had one trait, one reason for being: loyalty. What is lost to all but the wisest of sages is this: he was created as the guardian of Emperor Phaeton IV, known as the Clutching. A caretaker and friend, Zacris watched Phaeton rise from baby to child to youth to man. Scholars of the third order will remember that Phaeton watched the Third Empire fade under his father's rule. He feared for the Empire and became obsessed with it's expansion. But he lacked people he could trust...but there was one who was ALWAYS loyal. And so came the day when Phaeton charged Zacris with being more than a mere servant, but became the most powerful enforcer of the Empire. Zacris had become, in fact, the nursemaid of a nation. And the nation was a spoiled child that was in sore need of the rod, in Phaeton's eyes.

Zacris raised legions, fighting at his master's side. And when war came, he would help win it. But capturing a territory and controlling it are two different things. Zacris would find himself forced to do his emperor's bidding, however vile he personally found it. Year after year, decade after decade, atrocity heaped upon atrocity. Only two things changed all that.

In the Elves, he expected resistance that might require their extermination. But he had no expected their request for a parley. The Twilight Council met with him and promised, in exchange for certain protections, that they would not interfere or obstruct the empire. They warned Zacris that they had the means in their power to slay Phaeton at any time and merely wanted to meet with him to show them. When Zacris asked why they hadn't already done so, they said that they believed (rightly) that he was truly an honorable soul...and possessed of an nearly infinite sadness. And it was true: though he would never contest his master's wishes, self-loathing consumed him for the horrible things he'd done. When Zacris returned to the emperor with news of the treaty, Phaeton did not rage, but asked 'why?'. Zacris merely asked him for this one boon and that it was for the good of the empire. A now elderly Phaeton would not deny his servitor this kindness.

Finally came the death of Phaeton IV. The ways and means of his death are unknown to us, but we know this. His son Incredulos, known as the Craven, was not the ruler his father was. And when he demanded that Zacris subjugate the Halflings, it was more than Zacris could bear. But he remained ever loyal. Leading the legions we now call the Lost Legions he marched forth...never to be seen again. Many think he intentionally marched his men to their deaths in the mouth of the Crocodile God. Others think he found a way to break his oath, while some think he merely sought the sweet release of death. A few maintain he merely betrayed the empire and awaits a day to return and overthrow it.

And we ARE those few, the Scholars of the Unknown Vault. We mark the day and prepare until Zacris's decrepit form be found or he returns...and then we shall follow the Craven's Command and DESTROY HIM.

This ends today's lecture. I expect tomes by tomorrow morning.

You are dismissed.
 

Riffing off of WizarDru's narrative.

Zacris performed many grave acts. He destroyed nations, enslaved races, shattered the spirits of uncounted masses and stripped entire planes of existence to fuel the engines of war. He did these because he was compelled to. It was in his nature to perform his duty. It never occurred to him to betray his emperors - not even the depraved and despotic Kulthos the III, known to the Eladrin as the Lord of Despair.

Zacris did not live without regret. He accepted his fate and pursued it to it's inevitable end. The empire too had a fate. His masters may have denied it but all great powers come to an end. Zacris had glimpsed the shape of his downfall and it was tied inextricable with the downfall of the empire itself. However he tried though, he could not imagine how he might betray the empire. Conversely he desired absolution for his evil acts.This paradox dominated Zacris' quiet moments for over 100 years.

Finally, at the 4th re-signing of the Elven Accords (which are penned anew each century), Zacris found a way to guide his fate and to atone for his acts of tyranny. Thus began a period of Zacris' greatest non-military achievements. During times of peace Zacris built grand momuments to the empire, reshaping lesser temples, universities, towers, bridges, and castles into wonders of magic dedicated to the Emperors and infused with the very spirit of their bloodline. The people were inspired and the Empire spread further. Each Emperor invested more of his spirit in to even greater monuments throughout the lands and planes they ruled. Zacris served his masters well.

In truth he never betrayed the Emperial line. When the assassin named Oak drove his blade in to the heart of the Emperor he was shocked to see only the faintest glimmer fade from the eyes of his quarry. The line was weak, devoid of most of its essence, spread as it was across the vast expanse of Capria. The floor began to tremble, then great splits formed in the marble floor. Oak made his escape to a distant plane and peered through a window between the planes. He shared the parties view as they saw the empire's greatest effigies crumble to dust. Throughout the empire similar sites were viewed by countless citizens and slaves. What fate does the future hold for the empire. What fate awates Zacris now that he is free.
 


Legends often Zacris' physical description in contradictory manors: being "ten feet tall" or "the many-armed Zacris" or "Zacris the armored". As a warforged, he'd manipulate his body interchangeably with different attachments - all of which he thought of as his body - and components as needed for the job at hand.

He imbued them with parts of his power since they could amplify it. In the time since he was left in the swamp, however, these pieces have been scattered. Some were built into other constructs, others made into armor or wands or staves, but all make their wearers/users vastly more powerful and bleed parts of Zacris personality, ambitions, and memories of the times when he was using them into those people, sometimes even dominating the users entirely until they believe they are Zacris too!

It would be neat if there were extra-dimensional hidden pockets in Zacris tower that can only be seen with the Eye of Zacris - a giant lens - and only opened with certain configurations of Zacris old components. Tracking down these bits and pieces would be a great way to tailor plots and gear specifically for Zacris and make the tower cooler, more complex and interesting as well.
 

Zacris "discovered" coffee and brought it back to civilized lands under his sole distribution. He gave it away it for free for a few months. Then, when everyone was addicted, he began making people pay for it.

Every couple of months he has a "free coffee" day to reinforce the addiction for those who think they've quit. :devil:
 

This is great because we're effectively world-building at the same time that we're fleshing out the character's history. For example, my breadbasket of the empire is now named Grainburn.

I have kept the age of the empire somewhat murky. I think I want to put Zacris active at the height of its expansionistic tendencies. For example, let's say that Capria was founded 1600 years ago. The first 300 years it was fairly self-contained, a light in the darkness, struggling to survive against the many foes - the state of most villages in the "normal" D&D world, really. Then 1300 years ago they started to expand. Warforged were invented and the civilization pushed outwards. The main expansionist thrust of the empire happened during a 1000 year period between 1600 - 600 years ago, "the thousand years of glory." At that point they had conquered most of the known world.

Then 600 years ago there was a bad emperor, and the outlying areas of the empire crumbled. On the southern continent of Abbathia the dragonborn and tieflings began to war in their provinces, Capria renounced its claim on the continent all together because more important rebellions were happening closer to home, and history was rewritten to make it look like Capria never wanted that continent in the first place.

Nowadays the empire is in decline, pushing at a few holdout civilizations (mostly for show). The Pledgestones keep away monster anywhere they're placed, and the empire is nice and safe. *cough*

Into this I slot the histories we're working up about Zacris. He was one of (say) three great inquisitors during the age of expansion. That lets him get to take part in many of the great campaigns, spanning centuries and multiple emperors. That makes his ruthlessness and tenacity really matter. That's just cool.

Edit: I just realized that this is a great opportunity to share this information through the books in Zacris's tower. They haven't been touched in a millennia, which means that they don't have any newer maps or information, but all of the officially censored and excised knowledge is in there, too.

I also just realized how big a deal it is that Zacris is in the Grey Guard. This is a little bit like Hannibal or Alexander the Great suddenly turning up in the Peace Corps; you can bet the organization is going to sit up and take notice. If I ever needed an excuse to turn the paragon tier heroes into movers and shakers, this is it. I suspect they'll be promoted and given permission to use Zacris's tower as their refuge until the Empire successfully claims it as property of the crown. With the emperor's death, that may be delayed...

Next step: come up with a crapload of Emperor's names, and make the map. All stuff I should have done two years ago.
 
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But if you'd done it two years ago, you wouldn't have had as much neat stuff to put in it!

Or maybe I shouldn't praise procrastination? That's irresponsible? Dang.
 

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