Kid Charlemagne
I am the Very Model of a Modern Moderator
I think my highlight was during the Longest Night adventure... we were defending the city of Corvis from an onslaught of moderately intelligent skeletons and zombies, and we were holding the bridge that led to the main Church in town.
Angrimir, my elven wizard, had just gotten 2nd level spells, and hadn't had time to pick up many to prepare. I had taken Power Craft from the Complete Book of Eldritch Might - not because it was powerful, but because it seemed cool, and I knew I wouldn't be finding it in too many random spellbooks.
I had all kinds of spell slots available, and how many times can you take Glitterdust, anyway? So I had memorized Power Craft. I figured I might use to commandeer a small sailboat or something.
So the undead start marching up on our position at the bridge. We're feeling pretty good - until we see that reinforcements are on the way, with a mobile artillery cannon! Everyone freaks, but Angrimir just smiles, and casts his spell. However, it's a touch spell, and the bridge is now full of skeletons. So Angrimir's familiar, a chihuahua named Pepe - able to deliver touch spells - darts off into the crowd, ably manouvreing away from the undead until he leaps up on the cannon, delivering the spell just as the undead minions finish loading it.
The skeletons don't know what to do as their cannon suddenly lurches forward, speeding off across the bridge, with a tiny hairless dog proudly perched on the barrel of the cannon. Angrimir directs the cannon to his side, just as the evil sorceror who summoned all the undead shows up, to gloat and so on from the top of a tomb in the Church's cemetary.
Angrimir fires the cannon.
And rolls a 19.
No crit, but she's knocked right off the tomb, seriously hurt, and that turns the tide of battle in our favor.
Angrimir, my elven wizard, had just gotten 2nd level spells, and hadn't had time to pick up many to prepare. I had taken Power Craft from the Complete Book of Eldritch Might - not because it was powerful, but because it seemed cool, and I knew I wouldn't be finding it in too many random spellbooks.
I had all kinds of spell slots available, and how many times can you take Glitterdust, anyway? So I had memorized Power Craft. I figured I might use to commandeer a small sailboat or something.
So the undead start marching up on our position at the bridge. We're feeling pretty good - until we see that reinforcements are on the way, with a mobile artillery cannon! Everyone freaks, but Angrimir just smiles, and casts his spell. However, it's a touch spell, and the bridge is now full of skeletons. So Angrimir's familiar, a chihuahua named Pepe - able to deliver touch spells - darts off into the crowd, ably manouvreing away from the undead until he leaps up on the cannon, delivering the spell just as the undead minions finish loading it.
The skeletons don't know what to do as their cannon suddenly lurches forward, speeding off across the bridge, with a tiny hairless dog proudly perched on the barrel of the cannon. Angrimir directs the cannon to his side, just as the evil sorceror who summoned all the undead shows up, to gloat and so on from the top of a tomb in the Church's cemetary.
Angrimir fires the cannon.
And rolls a 19.
No crit, but she's knocked right off the tomb, seriously hurt, and that turns the tide of battle in our favor.