The Cheyenne Mountain Irregulars: A Stargate Story Hour. Updated 7/20

Previously, on the Cheyenne Mountain Irregulars, Part 3

September 27, 2010

Major Kathleen Fitzgerald stood outside the general’s office, going over herself one last time. Uniform – neatly buttoned, given one last tug to make sure it was on completely straight. Hair – tightly pulled back into a braid, even the last little unruly curls ruthlessly gelled in place. Hands – resolutely behind her back, so the general wouldn’t see them shaking. I’m not going to let anything slip, she thought. Even if this is the end.

He answered her knock almost immediately. “Come in!”

She stepped inside, closing the door quickly behind her. The general was behind his desk…no, he was mostly behind his desk and partly on it, with his feet propped up on a pile of papers as he tilted back in his desk chair, squinting up at a thick report. She snapped off a precise salute, her already-straight back becoming even more rigid as she did so. “You asked to see me, sir?”

“At ease, Major.” The general waved a casual hand at the chair opposite him as he swung his feet down from his desk and tossed the report aside. Kathleen brought her hand down from the salute, but remained standing, hands folded neatly behind her back. A smile quirked up the corners of the general’s mouth, half bemused and half sympathetic. “That means, have a seat.”

“Yes, sir.” Kathleen took the offered chair, but her posture remained perfectly straight - shoulders squared, ankles neatly crossed, and hands folded together very very tightly. This is it, she thought. Keep it together. Don’t let him shake you…

“So,” the general began. “How was the Sox game last night?”

Kathleen blinked. “Um. Excuse me, sir?” That wasn’t what he was supposed to say.

“What, you didn’t watch?” he asked, astonished.

“Oh. Um. Yes. Yes, I did, sir. I – uh – thought that Gonzales’ pitching was a little off in the first couple innings, but they made the right call to leave him in.” Nervousness made her voice come out a little too high, a little too fast – she made herself stop before it got any worse.

“Yeah, me too.” The general gave Kathleen a sideways glance, taking in her stiff composure and carefully-neutral expression. “It’s called small talk, Major? You know, the kind of thing you do when you’re trying to put someone at ease?” He raised his eyebrows pointedly.

”Y-yes, sir. Sorry, sir.” She did not unbend.

“Well, I guess you’d rather not beat around the bush, then.”

“No, sir!” It came out with more relieved fervor than Kathleen had planned on. “Please,” she added, softly.

“All right, Major. Here it is.” Kathleen swallowed hard. Here it is, she repeated in her mind. We regret to inform you. Honorable discharge. However they’re saying it these days. She pulled herself up straighter, waiting for the blow to fall.

“We’re putting together a new SG team,” said the general. “Reviving the SG-17 number. And we’d like you to head it up.”

Kathleen blinked. Speechless. It’s a good thing I was already sitting down, she thought incongruously.

“I think here is probably where you say ‘Yes, sir,’” prompted the general.

Kathleen stared. Her mouth opened, but no sound came out.

“They tell me you speak five Earth languages and three alien ones,” he continued, beginning to grin. It wasn’t malicious – it was just the pleased smile of someone who has been given the opportunity to pass on unexpectedly good news. “Can’t find anything to say in any of them?”

“Um,” Kathleen gulped, and finally managed to choke out, “Yes, sir. But - but you're putting me on more active duty? But - ”

“But you don’t have a lot of off-world experience,” he finished for her. “I know. But you’ve had an excellent service record in the cryptology division, and we think you’re a good candidate for this position.”

“But sir, I – “

Once again, the general cut her off. “Your second off-world mission wasn’t exactly a huge success. You were still a big part of making sure that just about everyone made it back safely.”

“But sir,” Kathleen said yet again, and rushed the rest of the sentence out before the general could interject again. “Sir, you do know about my...record?”

The twinkle faded from the general’s eyes. “Yes, Major,” he answered, his voice quiet and entirely serious. “I’ve read your file. All of it.” He met her worried gaze directly. “I want you on this team, Major Fitzgerald. We need someone who can think, and someone who can talk through any situation in any language. This is going to be the kind of team that goes into situations that you can’t just shoot your way out of. Understood?”

“Yes, sir,” she said once more, her voice beginning to regain some of its steadiness. “When do I – we – start?”

“You start training two weeks from today.” The general shuffled briefly through the chaos of papers on his desk, emerging with a large manila folder which he passed across to Kathleen. “Here are the personnel records on your other team members. Get acquainted with them.” She reached out to take it from him, pulling the heavy file back quickly so that he wouldn’t see that her hands were still shaking. “We’ll meet again in a few days, once you’ve had a chance to start organizing things. In the meantime, read up on the rest of the team, and try to take a break, okay?”

“Yes, sir.” Come on, she told herself. Can’t you think of anything else to say besides that? And then she answered her own question: No, not really “I’ll do my best, sir,” Kathleen managed.

The general nodded. “Good. Unless you have any other questions, Major, that’s all for now. You’re dismissed.”

Kathleen got to her feet swiftly, pulling herself up just as straight as before as she gave a final salute. “Yes, sir.” She paused, bringing her hand down, and added quietly, “Thank you, sir.” Then she bent down again to pick up the files for her team. My team! she couldn't help thinking, with a flash of pride, and a smile began to spread across her face as she turned to go.
 
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Look_a_Unicorn said:
Still enjoying reading- especially the Tokra/human interaction. You say they are played by two different PC's?

Yup. They take turns talking to the group, and then pass a notebook back and forth between them for internal communications. (The two players have worked out a whole system - I'll let them jump in and tell more about how it works, if they want.)

Thanks to everyone for all the positive comments! I'm very happy that you're all enjoying reading the story hour, and I hope to have more updates for you soon!
 

Ladybird said:
“Oh. Um. Yes. Yes, I did, sir. I – uh – thought that Gonzales’ pitching was a little off in the first couple innings, but they made the right call to leave him in.”

I don't know whether to be impressed that you took the time to look up a hot AAA prospecct for a Story Hour, or horrified that we had two starters hit the DL on the very day you posted this, meaning that this may happen a bit sooner than 2010.... :-p
 


Ladybird said:
Wow. I just chose a semi-common name at random. I had no idea the Red Sox actually had a new pitching prospect named Gonzalez.

Whoa. That's just too weird.

Wait, when did the Red Sox pick up Gonzalez? I think it was _after_ this piece was written.

Either way, whoa.
 

Obezyanchik said:
Wait, when did the Red Sox pick up Gonzalez? I think it was _after_ this piece was written.

Either way, whoa.

To clarify, the Dirt Dogs are more editorial commentary/speculation than actual news. (Whether they should be prominently linked on boston.com is a valid question, but they do a good job of digging up gossip and quotes that don't necessarily make it to mainstream media. Also a good place to go if you need an idea quick on how to trash the goat of the day's game, cause they'll do it, friend or foe. :)) To my knowledge, Gonzalez has not been called up from Pawtuckett, where he has been since at least the start of the season, and might not be needed after all. Did a bit more digging and it turns out that he is not so much of a prospect as one of those guys who bounces around the majors and minors, only to emerge when you need an extra starter. The guy happened to put up a good day in AAA on the same day that Boston's 1 and 2 starters hit the DL, prompting educated, but perhaps ultimately incorrect, speculation by the BDD's. That said, the guy is piecing together a solid enough year, and he's currently only 30, so it's certainly within the realm of possibilities that he might have a spot in the rotation in 5 years.

(If you're curious on why Gonzalez may not be needed this year, Wade Miller (acquired from Houston for cheap after missing the whole 2004 season - very good upside if he works out, not much gambled if he doesn't) appears to be nearer to a big league debut than people had thought. If Miller is good to go in another week and there's at least one travel day between now and then, the Sox may be able to get by with only 4 starters. Of course, Bronson Arroyo is looking at a 6 game suspension for that game of beanball in Tampa Bay last weekend (if a player appeals, their suspension is delayed until after the hearing, and given the timing I think that's likely to happen here), and depending on when that materializes and whether Wells or Schilling are back by then, Gonzalez might yet be needed. They won't call him up if they don't have to, though, because he's already played on major league teams for three years, and thus can't be sent back down again without clearing waivers.)

And with that, we apologize for the tangent on baseball and return you to your regularily scheduled SG-17 update.

Now that I think about it, why was SG-17 retired in the first place? Did this happen on the show at some point (I can never keep track of what happens to misc SG teams)? Was the team vacant until someone could retrieve their Eagle from the invading Jaffa who wiped out the previous SG-17? Or am I once again asking questions to be answered next time on CMI? ;)
 

Mission 1: Closer to Fine. Part 1 - Coffee and Briefing

In order to avoid spoilers for the TV series, I've answered Green Armadillo's question about the original SG-17 in a private message - they're not mentioned until one of the later seasons. Thanks for all your interest and positive feedback - now, on with the show!

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December 18, 2010

RING! RING!

Kathleen rolled over, squinting blearily over at the clock. 5:00 AM. Oh-dark-thirty, as they’d called this kind of ghastly early-morning time back at the Academy. And she’d just barely managed to get to sleep, too…

RING! RING!

She fumbled for the phone. “Hello?”

“Major Fitzgerald? It’s Airman Williams, from the SGC.”

Kathleen sat up, instantly awake. “What is it? Is everything all right?”

“Yes, ma’am. Well, mostly. The General wants to meet with SG-17 at 0700 hours. He says not to worry – there’ll be plenty of coffee.”

**

“Is not our first mission due to depart two days hence?” Ked’rec asked, his voice as neutral and calm as it ever was, despite the early hour. If the phone call had woken him up, there was no indication of it in his voice or manner.

“Yes…sir.” Even after two years of working with Ked’rec at the SGC, Airman Williams was still uncertain as to where the Jaffa fit into the rank structure. When in doubt, though, call him “sir.” “SG-17 was set to start on the 20th. But there’s been a change of plans. Something’s come up, and the General needs you to start earlier.”

**

Joe reached over to pick up the clock from where it lay on the floor, nearly knocking over an ashtray brimming with cigarette butts. “It’s five in the morning,” he grumbled. The television screen flickered with black-and-white images – the all-night zombie movie marathon that Joe had been watching when he fell asleep in his chair was still running.

“Yes, sir. I’m sorry, sir. But the General wouldn’t have asked me to call you in if it weren’t urgent. He needs you at 0700 – “

**

Airman Williams stared at the phone in his hand. Joe had hung up on him. Oh well, Williams thought with a shrug. I made the call – I’ve done my part of the job. I can’t make him come in.

**
Ked’rec reached the conference room first. It had only taken about twenty minutes to get ready for the meeting, and he lived on the base in Cheyenne Mountain, so his travel time involved nothing more than getting on the elevator to travel from the living quarters to the briefing room.

Joe slouched in a few minutes later, in a cigarette-scented haze, his dusty graying hair sticking out in several unpredictable directions. He went straight to the coffeepot, poured himself a cup, drank it in one gulp, poured another, and sat down without even pausing to acknowledge the Jaffa already seated at the table.

It took Kathleen a bit longer to drive to the base from her house in town, but she still arrived with several minutes to spare, and with her uniform and hair in crisp, spotless order. She glanced around the room with a weary but cheerful smile, offering a quick “Good morning,” to the other members of her team as she too headed for the coffeepot. She got a silent nod from Ked’rec in return, and a grunt from Joe. Through the briefing room’s wide window, she could see through to the General’s office, where he was having an animated conversation on the phone. Uh-oh? she thought. Then she saw that it was the red phone. Definitely uh-oh.

“Uh-oh,” spoke a voice behind Kathleen. It was Lt. AK Reinhart, the junior member of SG-17, a young man barely out of the Air Force Academy. Even when he hadn’t just been dragged out of his quarters, his broad good-natured face always looked freshly scrubbed. He too was looking through the window at the General on the red phone, and he exchanged an apprehensive glance with Kathleen as he slipped past her to take a seat at the table. “Good morning, ma’am,” he added.

“Good morning, Lieutenant,” Kathleen replied, as she poured herself a cup of coffee and headed for the conference table.

“SG-17! Good to see you” the General called from the doorway, the forced cheerfulness in his voice belied by the dark circles under his eyes. No matter how early the team had had to wake up, he’d probably been up earlier. If he’d been to sleep at all. “No, no, don’t get up,” he said, waving a hand pre-emptively at Kathleen and Reinhart.

“Good morning, sir,” said Kathleen, sinking back in her chair, but keeping her posture at-attention straight. “Is everything all right?”

“Well, I hope so. And I hope you all brought your parkas. There’s been a change in plans – you’re going to start your first mission a bit early. You’re going to St. Petersburg – and I don’t mean the one in Florida.”

“Russia?” Kathleen asked, with a sinking feeling. St. Petersburg, Russia, in December?

“Got it in one, Major,” the General replied. “The Russians are doing some naquadah research at St. Petersburg State University, and their instruments started picking up indications that there was some source of naquadah around that wasn’t in their lab. They tracked the readings to a museum down the street, and in the basement of the museum, they found an underground passage, sealed with a stone that had this inscription on it.”

The General reached for a remote-control and clicked a button. Onto the conference room projection screen flashed a grainy picture: the corner of a sandstone block, into which were carved symbols that looked like a variation on Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Kathleen’s sinking feeling sank deeper. “It’s in Goa’uld.”

“Excuse me, sir.” The voice was coming from Joe’s mouth, but it was deeper and smoother – Orieth was talking now. “My previous understanding had been that there was little, if any, Goa’uld presence as far north as Russia.”

“That’s what we thought too,” answered the General, with no sign of confusion or discomfort at the sound of Orieth's reverberant voice. Reinhart gave a brief double-take, but did his best to cover it up as quickly as possible. “And that’s why we – and the Russians – would like you to investigate. We want you to find out where this inscription came from, how long it’s been there, what it means, and what else is down there.” He looked around the table at the bleary, confused faces of SG-17. “Any questions?”

“Yes, sir.” Kathleen spoke up first. “What’s the museum that the stone was found in? Could the stone have been some Egyptian antiquity that was brought in without the Russians realizing what it was?”

“Not very likely, Major. The museum used to be some old Czarist palace, and now it’s full of Russian antiquities, art, things like that. Oh, and a waxworks, if you want to be even more creeped out. But nothing from Egypt. Also, the stone wasn’t in the part of the basement where they stored museum artifacts – it was part of the wall in a different section of the building.”

“Who are we supposed to report to when we get there, sir?” asked Reinhart.

“You’ll be meeting with General Andreyev. He’s my counterpart there. Yes, this is pretty big,” the General added, in response to the raised eyebrows and surprised looks that he received from the team. “Not only could it be an important archaeological find, but…well, things have been kind of tense with the Russians lately, so we need to handle this carefully. The President’s been on the phone with me and with General Andreyev, and she’s assured him that we won’t be looting Russia’s national treasures or anything like that. Their archaeologists are kind of anxious about having an American SG team come in.”

“If that’s the case, sir…”

“…why isn’t the Russian team going?” The General finished Kathleen’s question for her. “They’re off-world right now, in a situation that we can’t pull them out of. You’re the next-best thing.”

“Understood, sir,” Kathleen said with a decisive nod. “We’ll be careful.”

“Good. Then go ahead and get packed – we’ll have a transport plane ready for you as soon as you can make it back to the base. Good luck, SG-17.”
 

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