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She Can Make A Blind Man See, She Can Make A Dead Man... Better
So there was Rackhir, his corpse slowly cooling in the late morning air. The Tenor was still weeping fist-sized tears, broken in the alarming way only a sad man as large as a barn can be, and Kenji, stalking about the courtyard, showing as much emotion as I've ever seen from him. Which can be best described as some.
The Meiji fellow was...oh, I don't know. Painting his nails, perhaps. He did seem vaguely apologetic about getting the archer's spine compressed, but was rather less sorrowful than one would expect from a man who was responsible for the death of one of his own countrymen.
Foreigners. A sad, heartless bunch, who will no doubt be genuinely grateful when Eris conquers their lands at long last. We can civilize the Ajakhani, I'm certain of it. It will take fire, steel, phlogistonic munitions…
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE PHLOGISTON?
…and stirringly patriotic music. And I intend to enjoy every last second of it.
I SHOULD MENTION BURNE WAS DEMONSTRATING HIS GRIEF BY SKETCHING A COMPLICATED-LOOKING HAT INTO THE DIRT WITH A STICK.
For my part, I was having an idea. Consideration of Rackhir's remains had triggered a cascade of thought, and had culminated in a moment of unparalleled brilliance. It needed time, and my workshop, in order to bring this idea to fruition...but when it was completed, I would be entirely safe from this Nadir fellow and his foul Shirac mind-magics.
ONE WOULD THINK THAT BEING BRAIN-DEAD WOULD BE PROTECTION ENOUGH.
Searing heat, you see, has a way of focusing the mind and.... No. Now is not the time. I shall explain matters anon, in the proper context. Until that moment arrives, rest assured that my brilliance had once again shown clear, even at this dark moment.
In the meantime, Rackhir remained dead. Fortunately, we were owed a rather substantial favor by the priestesses of Aja Opal Blossom for rescuing their sisters from the rapacious ministrations of the brown devil Polyneecheeans on the island of St. Tarte’s, and I -- for one -- was not shy about claiming it.
BURNE HAS NEVER BEEN DESCRIBED AS BASHFUL, THAT'S VERY TRUE.
At my direction, the corpse was wrapped into a handy tarpaulin and then bundled into a wagon. We set off for the temple of the Queen of Tarts, SBUH, talking quietly amongst ourselves, while Daikon stayed at the monastery and tried to calm the Tenor.
Have you ever gazed upon the high temple of Aja in Naryan? It is perhaps best captured by the unknown graffiti artist who painted these words upon its smoothly curving walls.
On Zanadu Street did Aja-san
A shapely pleasure-dome decree
Where concupiscent rivers ran
Through caverns pleasure-full to man
For a modest fee
BURNE HAS THE SOUL OF A POET. HE KEEPS IT IN A JAR OF FORMALDEYDE UNDER HIS BED, NEXT TO HIS OWN CONSCIENCE.
We were admitted to the temple without inordinate delay, and once the situation was explained to her, Tawny Portal, the former guardian of St. Tarte’s Bodice, agreed to help us by raising the archer from the dead.
In...ah...more ways than one. How can I explain this, I wonder, without exceeding the bounds of propriety and good taste?
NOW, AFTER THIS TIME, HE STARTS WORRYING ABOUT THAT? NEXT HE’LL BE EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN FIRE SAFETY.
Let me, I suppose, be blunt about the situation. The Sisters of Aja Opal-Blossom do not only, as most religious sorts do, lay the dead the rest. In rare cases, they lay them to life. And Tawny proposed to just this for Rackhir, with the aid of the saint’s holy Bodice.
She asked if one of us could provide a bag or something so that she might avoid looking at Rackhir's crushed head...an unpleasant enough sight even when fully intact.
Meiji obliged, and used some of his mummery to turn the corpse invisible. The speed with which he made the offer makes one wonder if rendering a lover’s face unseen is a necessary courtship practice in his homeland, or one germane only to Meiji’s own love-life. And while we waited in the parlor, Tawny did her work. The conversation was, as I recall, strained and uncomfortable....
So there was Rackhir, his corpse slowly cooling in the late morning air. The Tenor was still weeping fist-sized tears, broken in the alarming way only a sad man as large as a barn can be, and Kenji, stalking about the courtyard, showing as much emotion as I've ever seen from him. Which can be best described as some.
The Meiji fellow was...oh, I don't know. Painting his nails, perhaps. He did seem vaguely apologetic about getting the archer's spine compressed, but was rather less sorrowful than one would expect from a man who was responsible for the death of one of his own countrymen.
Foreigners. A sad, heartless bunch, who will no doubt be genuinely grateful when Eris conquers their lands at long last. We can civilize the Ajakhani, I'm certain of it. It will take fire, steel, phlogistonic munitions…
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE PHLOGISTON?
…and stirringly patriotic music. And I intend to enjoy every last second of it.
I SHOULD MENTION BURNE WAS DEMONSTRATING HIS GRIEF BY SKETCHING A COMPLICATED-LOOKING HAT INTO THE DIRT WITH A STICK.
For my part, I was having an idea. Consideration of Rackhir's remains had triggered a cascade of thought, and had culminated in a moment of unparalleled brilliance. It needed time, and my workshop, in order to bring this idea to fruition...but when it was completed, I would be entirely safe from this Nadir fellow and his foul Shirac mind-magics.
ONE WOULD THINK THAT BEING BRAIN-DEAD WOULD BE PROTECTION ENOUGH.
Searing heat, you see, has a way of focusing the mind and.... No. Now is not the time. I shall explain matters anon, in the proper context. Until that moment arrives, rest assured that my brilliance had once again shown clear, even at this dark moment.
In the meantime, Rackhir remained dead. Fortunately, we were owed a rather substantial favor by the priestesses of Aja Opal Blossom for rescuing their sisters from the rapacious ministrations of the brown devil Polyneecheeans on the island of St. Tarte’s, and I -- for one -- was not shy about claiming it.
BURNE HAS NEVER BEEN DESCRIBED AS BASHFUL, THAT'S VERY TRUE.
At my direction, the corpse was wrapped into a handy tarpaulin and then bundled into a wagon. We set off for the temple of the Queen of Tarts, SBUH, talking quietly amongst ourselves, while Daikon stayed at the monastery and tried to calm the Tenor.
Have you ever gazed upon the high temple of Aja in Naryan? It is perhaps best captured by the unknown graffiti artist who painted these words upon its smoothly curving walls.
On Zanadu Street did Aja-san
A shapely pleasure-dome decree
Where concupiscent rivers ran
Through caverns pleasure-full to man
For a modest fee
BURNE HAS THE SOUL OF A POET. HE KEEPS IT IN A JAR OF FORMALDEYDE UNDER HIS BED, NEXT TO HIS OWN CONSCIENCE.
We were admitted to the temple without inordinate delay, and once the situation was explained to her, Tawny Portal, the former guardian of St. Tarte’s Bodice, agreed to help us by raising the archer from the dead.
In...ah...more ways than one. How can I explain this, I wonder, without exceeding the bounds of propriety and good taste?
NOW, AFTER THIS TIME, HE STARTS WORRYING ABOUT THAT? NEXT HE’LL BE EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN FIRE SAFETY.
Let me, I suppose, be blunt about the situation. The Sisters of Aja Opal-Blossom do not only, as most religious sorts do, lay the dead the rest. In rare cases, they lay them to life. And Tawny proposed to just this for Rackhir, with the aid of the saint’s holy Bodice.
She asked if one of us could provide a bag or something so that she might avoid looking at Rackhir's crushed head...an unpleasant enough sight even when fully intact.
Meiji obliged, and used some of his mummery to turn the corpse invisible. The speed with which he made the offer makes one wonder if rendering a lover’s face unseen is a necessary courtship practice in his homeland, or one germane only to Meiji’s own love-life. And while we waited in the parlor, Tawny did her work. The conversation was, as I recall, strained and uncomfortable....