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The Chronicles of Itz, Dieterich, and a bit of Tito thrown in

*blinks* How long has that joke about my name been going around? *sniff* You people are so mean to me...
As to Star Wars... Sir D, not Itz, is clearly Vader.
I predict that everyone will probably die twice before this is done. Maybe one char will stay dead.
Itzquahphillicheesesteak... *sigh* nobody will ever take my name seriously again... they'll see that every time they look at it... perhaps Itz'll change his name to Herbert.
 

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I think he'd be better off as the six-fingered man, as everyone thinks Itz is responsible for the deaths of their family members... though I don't even know what his name is. Hmm... perhaps it should be Humperdink after all... all in favor of Humperdink say aye!
 

Itzquahpilli said:
I think he'd be better off as the six-fingered man, as everyone thinks Itz is responsible for the deaths of their family members... though I don't even know what his name is. Hmm... perhaps it should be Humperdink after all... all in favor of Humperdink say aye!


Aye!

Now I can call him Humperdinklepumpernicklestumperblumpersdinglewinglewizwazzlebadunkadunkzingoheeohoahahtingtingwallawallabingbangwagglesnangle.
 

Babylon Logos said:
Aye!

Now I can call him Humperdinklepumpernicklestumperblumpersdinglewinglewizwazzlebadunkadunkzingoheeohoahahtingtingwallawallabingbangwagglesnangle.

Can you repeat that without looking at this post or the above?

I say aye fer Humperdink either way
 


*smirks*

I'd rather be known as a tasty sam'itch, than an unidentifiable word that comes out of the twisted mind of you know who.

*chuckles some with a wink*

But if it makes you feel better, if Itz is served up grilled in his lizard form, with a side of chipotle pepper sauce and some saffron infused guacamole. You would be a hit!

But that's just me. ^^
 

Some other names might be:

Bob
Bishop
Frank
Tom
Timmie

or even:

Izul
Charron (pronounced like "Chair-on" not like "Sharron")
Chipper
Zippy


not the best names, though their could be worse
 


*Stares at the destruction of the already-ridiculous name Humperdink, watches as other suggestions are made, then shrivels, dies, and turns into a small pile of fine emerald dust.*
 

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