I'd be more than happy to do it if I was being paid to do so by the IP owner. I couldn't promise that it would be of the highest quality, and I certainly couldn't promise that it would be of a quality comparable to what could be achieved by a professional, but I could promise that I would be more than capable of turning it into a completely serviceable script.
As for that nonsensical spin you wanted to put on your commentary, you have it all backwards. I don't need to find a reason not to spend weeks of my time aimlessly doing something that I know has no potential value for me. I would need to find an incentive to actually bother doing so.
Surely some guy on the internet telling you to do it is incentive enough?
Especially if they double dog dare you!