The Dark Lady Has Hit That 1,000 Mark! All Hail the Dark Side!!

Rystil Arden said:
Sadly. You should see the sick kinds of things that Ilmater likes them to do to him, especially when you bring in Loviatar for a foursome...You can't even begin to imagine the horrors...of four-person squaredancing! :D


OH, MY BLOOMIN' GOSH ON A BARBEQUE GRILL!!!!
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I still wonder how Tyr deals with such things going on around him........ :uhoh: If he knew..... but then I betcha the other two "bribe" him in some way to keep it hush-hush..... We know Loviatar brings the whips but who brings the 'cuffs?
 

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Darth K'Trava said:
OH, MY BLOOMIN' GOSH ON A BARBEQUE GRILL!!!!
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I still wonder how Tyr deals with such things going on around him........ :uhoh: If he knew..... but then I betcha the other two "bribe" him in some way to keep it hush-hush..... We know Loviatar brings the whips but who brings the 'cuffs?
Ilmater probably has some bleeding cuffs lying around somewhere...
 

Rystil Arden said:
Ilmater probably has some bleeding cuffs lying around somewhere...

He probably does.... His would be all spiky for the ultimate masochistic feel..... Torm's would be done with pink lace to match his pink tu-tu.
 

Darth K'Trava said:
He probably does.... His would be all spiky for the ultimate masochistic feel..... Torm's would be done with pink lace to match his pink tu-tu.
Torm would probably just wear locked guantlets that were reverse-locked to keep his hands in the guantlets instead of to keep the weapon in hand.
 

Rystil Arden said:
Torm would probably just wear locked guantlets that were reverse-locked to keep his hands in the guantlets instead of to keep the weapon in hand.


Ooooo........ action with gauntlets.........




Goes to show Torm "does it in full plate".......
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And all I can say to that is "YEOWCH!"
 

Darth K'Trava said:
Ooooo........ action with gauntlets.........




Goes to show Torm "does it in full plate".......
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And all I can say to that is "YEOWCH!"
You may say "YEOWCH" but at the time, Red Knight is probably moaning "Checkmate!"
 

Rystil Arden said:
You may say "YEOWCH" but at the time, Red Knight is probably moaning "Checkmate!"


Yup. Considering she and Torm seem to have this "thing" going for one another...... :heh: Besides the fact they both like wearing armor all the time..... :uhoh:
 




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