The Dark Lady Has Hit That 1,000 Mark! All Hail the Dark Side!!

[Crothian]

You keep it up and I'm gonna sic a bunch of boy bands on you!

Ever hear the song "I wnat to kill the backstreet boys" ?

 

[Crothian]

Hm. You might want to embellish a little, then.

are you saying her life is not exciting enough ?? she does live in north carolina so yuo might have a point

 

[Darth K'Trava]

you and Torm spending extra time together???

T-M-Bloomin-Frickin-I

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Torm thinks you are a sexy femal rabbit???

ROFLMAO

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Shows what you know. I smell and taste like a robust, fresh baked bread. Quit licking your monitor!

Burnt bread maybe..... but then you can thank Bane for that.....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

And is a Lady who is willing to tell me and my wife terrible, terrible lies that I, Torm the TRUE, would not see through?! Good luck.

Cocky bastard.

P.S. Henry can't help you here - while he is lovely, he just isn't a Lady.

Henry's licked you?!?! You guys have some straaaaange gaming group going on there..... but then did he lick ya back?

 

[Crothian]

I'll be over here when you catch up.......

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Funny you should say that....

When I was in high school, two of my friends and I would ride down to Myrtle Beach occasionally to have fun and sometimes that involved being really weird to people. Inspired by the likes of "Kids In The Hall", one of the things one of my friends would do was to get out in the middle of cruising traffic, sneak up on a nice clean looking car (which was most of them - this was cruising traffic, after all), pop up where the occupants could see him and be uncertain what to do as he would lick their car. He would then make up some flavor, usually associated with the color, to report in a very considered fashion to them that their car tasted like, and then go bounding off laughing like a madman.

Good times, good times.

To reiterate Henry's post before: You ARE weird. :\

Good thing I NEVER went to Myrtle Beach.....

 

[Torm]

You keep it up and I'm gonna sic a bunch of boy bands on you!

Which one? Jackson 5? New Edition? Boys II Men, ABC, BBD? All-4-One? The Boys? Boys Club? Boyzone? New Kids On The Block? Backstreet Boys? Hanson? 98 Degrees? Five?

Well?

I fear no boy band. Ber-ring it.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

*sniff* *sniff*

My DM smells like Pumpkin Cookies.

Ewww......