The EN World Gnome

[Krug]

I think Croathian will look very good as an Epic Gnome Ooze...

I HAVE BEEN UNGNOMED!!!! YESS!!!!!

Anybody want to buy a sign saying "Destroy all pink flamingoes?"

So could I have a nice spiffy title back? Something like Dwarven Demolisher...

 

[Sixchan]

I wonder if there's a pattern, or its completely random...

 

[Kaiyosama]

I wonder if there's a pattern, or its completely random...

seems to be when someone says something the gnomer doesn't like. like this:

Elemen Opie
The Gnome hates private jokes
1/24

 

[Krug]

And now the bards of Enworld have composed a piece called...

The Gnome Is Going To Getcha

O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
Yah ya goh
O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
O eh, o eh
Yah ya goh
This is ancient gnomish chanting... really.

Just becoz, you're epic level now,
and you have +52 for your Hide,
won't help! the Gnome is going to Getcha

You think, you can pretend you're a flumph
and tell him you're Eric's grandma,
but he knows it
The Gnome Is Going To Getcha

CHORUS:
The Gnome is gonna get'cha
The Gnome is gonna get'cha
The Gnome is gonna get you
The Gnome is gonna get you... tonight

Even if, you don't say nothing mean
and you don't crack any short jokes
he knows it
The Gnome is going to get you

He'll make... you wear a pointy cap
and make your favourite film Amelie
you're done for
The Gnome is going to get you

O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
O eh, o eh
Yah yeh goh
Fla Min Goe
Love Them So

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
The gnome is gonna get you
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

CHORUS:
The Gnome is gonna get'cha
The Gnome is gonna get'cha
The Gnome is gonna get you
The Gnome is gonna get you... tonight

 

[Crothian]

That was great Krug!!

 

[Cyragnome]

Hrm...I'm a gnome...but does that mean I've been "gnomed?"

I am a gnome, therefore I gnome?

To gnome or not to gnome that is the question...

Better gnome than crone...

okay...that's just silly!

 

[Crothian]

But what if the crone gets gnomed?

 

[Cyragnome]

The crone is gnomed only in the home!

 

[Crothian]

The crone is gnomed only in the home!

While on the phone with someone to loan a bone to be shown?

 

[Cyragnome]

That's all that is known!