53. Many evil wizards, under duress, will admit that they turned evil due to bullying by fighters during their formative years.
54. Many fighters feel inadequate after prolonged exposure to evil wizards.
55. There is currently a glut in the pole arm market.
56. There could be more exotic weapons, you know.
57. You haven't written your mother this month, have you? HAVE YOU?!
58. If you use critter bits to make potions, it's possible you are a closeted cannibal.
59. There are currently nine people in the world who have thought, idly, of killing you.
60. Magic missiles cannot target the darkness.
61. Elven Peach Mist™: it's light, refreshing, and won't stick to your thighs. Buy some today.
62. Your armor could use more buckles.
63. Your one true love can be found in ... oh, I'm terribly sorry.