The Force Awakens full trailer

I am hoping for a big reveal is akin to the Scoobie Doo live action movie - that the whole evil plot is orchestrated by Jar Jar Binks, the most hated "good side" character of the series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2TvxRIR4Y

Or my other pet theory is that R2D2 is really the Sith Lord behind it all from the beginning.


Edit:

Here is the movie I want to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLo80ugXahk

There was a mashup of the trailer that some fan had done that had Jar Jar in almost every shot. It was kinda funny.

I think it would be far more effective if Kylo Ren were actually Jar Jar. The final scene of the movie, after not having seen his face the entire time, he turns to the camera:

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Meesa joined the DARK SIDE!!!"

Fade to black.
 

log in or register to remove this ad

I think it would be far more effective if Kylo Ren were actually Jar Jar. The final scene of the movie, after not having seen his face the entire time, he turns to the camera:

"Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Meesa joined the DARK SIDE!!!"

Fade to black.

In my only ever defense of Jar Jar, you do have to ask yourself what did the Jedi ever do for the Gungans? They basically brought them into a meaningless war with heavy losses. Obi Wan says something about them being symbiotic with the Naboo, but clearly they were doing just fine on their own. They were so unknown that Palpatine, a native of the world, did not even mention them to the Trade Federation.

Then through their own bumbling the Jedi got themselves killed off and the Republic fell, with one of their own (Jar Jar) set up as the fall guy (manipulated into introducing emergency powers to the Chancellor).

So yeah, I would say Jar Jar and the Gungans have an axe to grind with Jedi.
 

In my only ever defense of Jar Jar, you do have to ask yourself what did the Jedi ever do for the Gungans? They basically brought them into a meaningless war with heavy losses. Obi Wan says something about them being symbiotic with the Naboo, but clearly they were doing just fine on their own. They were so unknown that Palpatine, a native of the world, did not even mention them to the Trade Federation.

Then through their own bumbling the Jedi got themselves killed off and the Republic fell, with one of their own (Jar Jar) set up as the fall guy (manipulated into introducing emergency powers to the Chancellor).

So yeah, I would say Jar Jar and the Gungans have an axe to grind with Jedi.

Don't start down the path of obvious plot holes, otherwise you're going to eventually ask yourself, "why did Gungans, an obviously amphibious species that preferred living underwater, have massive land-based war beasts, land-based seige equipment, and land-based cavalry units immediately to hand when asked?"
 

Don't start down the path of obvious plot holes, otherwise you're going to eventually ask yourself, "why did Gungans, an obviously amphibious species that preferred living underwater, have massive land-based war beasts, land-based seige equipment, and land-based cavalry units immediately to hand when asked?"

Maybe Darth Tyrannus commissioned them too. Gotta have someone to fight, since the Naboo certainly were not going to.
 

Maybe Darth Tyrannus commissioned them too. Gotta have someone to fight, since the Naboo certainly were not going to.

The Naboo were doing pretty well considering they were a lightly armed world subjected to a surprise attack in overwhelming force. That's actually one of the small number of non-plot holes in that whole arrangement.

But I think that the larger issue is that George shouldn't be allowed to drive without supervision, and, to my great hope, he's not even involved in the new one. I thank him dearly for his vision, and for the gift of Star Wars, but it's past time for the franchise to leave the nest and fly on it's own.
 

Don't start down the path of obvious plot holes, otherwise you're going to eventually ask yourself, "why did Gungans, an obviously amphibious species that preferred living underwater, have massive land-based war beasts, land-based seige equipment, and land-based cavalry units immediately to hand when asked?"

Gungans are Swamp dwelling amphibians and supposedly so are the Fambaas (the War Beast),

latest
 

We'll give it a week or two to simmer down before we fight the crowds to see it. I'm sure it'll be fine and probably better than the last 3.

I don't know, I liked the Wrath of Khan remake.

I still wonder if using the actor for the Stephen Hawking move was some kind of secret nod to TNG.

Mustrum
Too obscure? Ridcully
 



The international trailer is now out and it has some new footage.
[video=youtube;SdAUiyeJMFQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAUiyeJMFQ&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 

Remove ads

Top