The Gnomes got angry.

[mhensley]

It has a lair. And a minion. And treasure.

In the old Expert D&D rulebook there is a mapped out gnome lair. I always thought it was kind of strange that there was a dungeon about killing gnomes and taking their stuff.

 

[InVinoVeritas]

In the old Expert D&D rulebook there is a mapped out gnome lair. I always thought it was kind of strange that there was a dungeon about killing gnomes and taking their stuff.

You won't find it strange when they shuffle sideways through the streets, terrorizing the children and stealing your underpants.

 

[jaerdaph]

Collect Underpants -> 4e -> PROFIT

 

[Relique du Madde]

Isn't that the Travelocity Roaming Gnome?

 

[jaerdaph]

Isn't that the Travelocity Roaming Gnome?

You're never alone...

 

[Ranger REG]

Hehehe.

Dungeons & Dragons Edition 4: The Attack of the Gnomes.

To be followed by...

Dungeons & Dragons Edition 5: The Rouse Strikes Back.

And ends with...

Dungeons & Dragons Edition 6: The Return of OGL.

HEY! Someone stat me some Gnometroopers!

 

[howandwhy99]

Gnomes are little chubby fatbeards? No wonder they're in the hobby.

 

[Tewligan]

Gnomes are little chubby fatbeards? No wonder they're in the hobby.

Slap some cargo shorts and a filthy dragon t-shirt on that little guy and he'd fit right in!

 

[Ranger REG]

Slap some cargo shorts and a filthy dragon t-shirt on that little guy and he'd fit right in!

Sorry. Couldn't grow a Harry Knowles beard to save my life.

 

[Felix]

Sorry. Couldn't grow a Harry Knowles beard to save my life.

How about a Tom Fulp beard?
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