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The Goblin King proves himself

Kalanyr

Explorer
[20:58] <Kalanyr> Have I done masters yet?
[20:59] <festy_dog> dunno
[20:59] <Goblin_King> yeah, but does anyone remember
[20:59] <festy_dog> ?
[20:59] <Goblin_King> its about 60 metres up the screen
[20:59] <festy_dog> kewl
[20:59] <Kalanyr> my logs
[20:59] <festy_dog> wait for me here
[20:59] <festy_dog> damn
[21:00] <festy_dog> that wasn't 60 metres
[21:00] <festy_dog> MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the tundra east of NorthGuard Keep on the dusk of the kama.
[21:00] <Kalanyr> Stats please
[21:00] <festy_dog> Thug 1
[21:00] <festy_dog> Records: 1-1
[21:00] <festy_dog> Dirty Trick
[21:00] <festy_dog> Sig Style: Claw
[21:00] <festy_dog> Gang Member (not yet)
[21:00] <festy_dog> Yen: 0
[21:00] <Kalanyr> MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the tundra east of NorthGuard Keep on the dusk of the kama.
[21:00] <Kalanyr> Goblin King?
[21:00] <Goblin_King> anyway, regarding my esteemed opponent:
[21:00] <Goblin_King> !mb ybinsult
[21:00] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: I find your groundskeeper to be contemptible, your stable to be forgettable, and your fist to be blunt.
[21:01] <Goblin_King> ah, blunt fish. how could you?
[21:01] * festy_dog returns an insult
[21:01] <festy_dog> !mb ybinsult
[21:01] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: I find your friend to be promiscuous, your apartment to be condemned, and your philosophy to be useless.
[21:01] <Kalanyr> ooh the doggies insult is good
[21:01] <Goblin_King> here we go again, then
[21:01] <Kalanyr> Promiscuous friends and condemned apartments are bad
[21:01] <Kalanyr> Fists are usually blunt
[21:01] <Kalanyr> Set the style and length dog
[21:01] <festy_dog> 6 flag speed strat plz
[21:02] <Kalanyr> the Dog may go first this time
[21:02] <Goblin_King> doesn't he have dirty trick now?
[21:02] <Kalanyr> oops
[21:02] <festy_dog> how do i get a hand?
[21:02] <Goblin_King> and I'm still new to this game. Shame on you judge
[21:03] <Kalanyr> "/msg Meowthbot ybhand
[21:03] <Kalanyr> copy and paste it here
[21:03] <festy_dog> i haven't even read the rules
[21:03] <festy_dog> i learn from everyone else
[21:03] <Kalanyr> I usually get it right
[21:03] <Goblin_King> thats because dogs can't read
[21:03] <festy_dog> lol
[21:03] <Kalanyr> thats why I;m a Master Judge
[21:03] <Kalanyr> Go GK
[21:04] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 1: The northstar attacks the forest; absorbs the throw of the willow where it completely redirects the thrust of the flame!
[21:04] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 2: The tiger slashes the lake; avoids the rising of the root!
[21:04] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 3: The crab drifts by the foothills; guards against the violence of the flame! *yen*
[21:04] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 4: The invisible west wind punches next to the village; scatters the chi of the lily! *yen*
[21:04] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 5: The northstar speaks from the ricefield; quells the beauty of the scythe!
[21:04] <Kalanyr> Your hand GK?
[21:04] <Kenji> hmm....GK may have a bit of a problem with hands using the java client...
[21:05] <Goblin_King> got the hand, how do I copy it?
[21:05] <Kalanyr> Ah
[21:05] <Kalanyr> Java problem
[21:05] <Kalanyr> I'll get the hand for you
[21:05] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 1: The west wind swims underneath the village; absorbs the offensive of the fell dagger!
[21:05] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 2: The rat shatters the knoll; dodges the touch of the moon!
[21:05] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 3: The northstar shatters the madlands; shreds the speed of the plant!
[21:05] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 4: The crab unfailingly brutalizes the canyon; avoids the assailment of the honor!
[21:05] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 5: The jaguar carves the lake; prances with the edge of the lightning!
[21:05] <Kalanyr> Pick your move
[21:05] <Kalanyr> type the number
[21:05] <Goblin_King> at least I've got someone to blame when I lose now
[21:06] <Kenji> heh
[21:06] <Kalanyr> Gee thanks
[21:06] <Kalanyr> If it helps I have the most wins record
[21:06] <Goblin_King> sig style festy?
[21:06] <Kenji> You also killed the Light tier helper =P
[21:06] <festy_dog> claw
[21:06] <Kalanyr> Claw
[21:06] <Kalanyr> I made a new one
[21:06] <festy_dog> ooh, a capitol letter
[21:07] <Goblin_King> move #1
[21:07] *** Retrieving #ybfight info...
[21:07] <Kalanyr> The west wind swims underneath the village; absorbs the offensive of the fell dagger!
[21:07] * #ybfight is being logged
[21:07] <Goblin_King> yeah, and done
[21:07] <festy_dog> The tiger slashes the lake; avoids the rising of the root!
[21:08] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:08] <Kalanyr> A swimming wind and a tiger slashing the water
[21:08] <festy_dog> done
[21:08] <Kalanyr> 1 Flag Festy
[21:08] <Kalanyr> Go GK
[21:09] <Goblin_King> move #5
[21:10] <festy_dog> done?
[21:10] <Kalanyr> The jaguar carves the lake; prances with the edge of the lightning!
[21:10] <Goblin_King> yep. sorry
[21:10] <Kalanyr> My Sug I approve
[21:10] <festy_dog> np
[21:10] <festy_dog> The invisible west wind punches next to the village; scatters the chi of the lily! *yen*
[21:11] <Kalanyr> No prize for striking near a target
[21:11] <Kalanyr> 1 Flag All
[21:11] <Kalanyr> Yen to the goblin King
[21:11] <Kalanyr> go GK
[21:11] <Goblin_King> yay! I'm rich! i'm rich!
[21:12] <Goblin_King> move#4 fof move#3
[21:12] <festy_dog> done?
[21:12] <Goblin_King> cant do any more
[21:12] <Goblin_King> done
[21:12] <festy_dog> dirty trick
[21:13] <Goblin_King> bad dog
[21:13] <Goblin_King> that leaves move 2
[21:13] * festy_dog trips his opponent
[21:13] <Goblin_King> done
[21:13] <festy_dog> The northstar attacks the forest; absorbs the throw of the willow where it completely redirects the thrust of the flame!
[21:13] <Kalanyr> no no
[21:13] <Kalanyr> new hands
[21:14] <Kalanyr> bad people
[21:14] <festy_dog> damn
[21:14] <festy_dog> oh well
[21:14] <Goblin_King> we want a nicer judge
[21:14] <Kalanyr> :p
[21:14] <Kalanyr> ok
[21:14] * Kalanyr leaves
[21:14] <Goblin_King> anyway, we're not people - he's a dog
[21:14] *** Kalanyr is now known as Lord_of_Light
[21:14] <Goblin_King> hey!
[21:14] <Lord_of_Light> Poor children
[21:14] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 1: The needle strikes with the wastelands; avoids the aggression of the void!
[21:14] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 2: The wolf storms the dungeon; dodges the violence of the soul!
[21:14] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 3: The west wind kicks in the midst of the vineyard; parts the touch of the lily!
[21:14] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 4: The thorn crushes the glade; dodges the punch of the rain!
[21:14] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 5: The raven drops above the caves; conceals the touch of the clouds!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 1: The scorpion dominates the tundra; dodges the gaze of the shield as it slashes from the pain of the rainbow!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 2: The mantis quells the coast; parries the roar of the sun!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 3: The thorn seeks on top of the temple; removes the quickening of the vermin when it lies through the push of the comet!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 4: The crane impales the volcano; avoids the energy of the comet! *yen*
[21:15] <Goblin_King> I want kalynar back
[21:15] <Goblin_King> who's move?
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 1: The scorpion dominates the tundra; dodges the gaze of the shield as it slashes from the pain of the rainbow!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 2: The mantis quells the coast; parries the roar of the sun!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 3: The thorn seeks on top of the temple; removes the quickening of the vermin when it lies through the push of the comet!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 4: The crane impales the volcano; avoids the energy of the comet! *yen*
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> <MeowthBot> 5: The snake moves below the island; shields against the offensive of the steel!
[21:15] <Lord_of_Light> Festy's
[21:15] *** Lord_of_Light is now known as Kalanyr
[21:15] <festy_dog> ok
[21:15] <Kalanyr> which of these moves did you use for you FoF
[21:16] <Kalanyr> btw?
[21:16] <Kalanyr> It must be one of them
[21:16] <festy_dog> The wolf storms the dungeon; dodges the violence of the soul!
[21:16] <Goblin_King> huh?
[21:16] <festy_dog> done
[21:18] <festy_dog> "rarr ree fighting roar not?"
[21:18] <Goblin_King> move #1
[21:18] <Goblin_King> done
[21:18] <Kalanyr> You have to use one of this hand for you FoF from last round
[21:19] <Kalanyr> which move is it?
[21:19] <Kalanyr> you didn't actually use the move you put second
[21:19] <Goblin_King> ah, ok
[21:19] <Goblin_King> so, I'm fofing now? or just losing a move?
[21:19] <Kalanyr> losing a move
[21:20] <Goblin_King> move 2 is no more. I shall never quell the coast
[21:20] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 1: The scorpion dominates the tundra; dodges the gaze of the shield as it slashes from the pain of the rainbow!
[21:20] <Kalanyr> The Scorpion is the better move
[21:20] <Kalanyr> 2 Flags to the Goblin King 1 Flag Festy Dog
[21:20] <Kalanyr> Goblin King is first
[21:21] <Goblin_King> move#4 done
[21:21] <Kalanyr> The crane impales the volcano; avoids the energy of the comet! *yen*
[21:22] <festy_dog> The thorn crushes the glade; dodges the punch of the rain!
[21:22] * festy_dog is still tired from when he went beserk
[21:22] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:22] <festy_dog> done
[21:22] <Kalanyr> to crush is more impressive than to impale
[21:22] <Kalanyr> but a volcano is more impressive than a glade
[21:22] <festy_dog> hmm
[21:22] <Kalanyr> the Goblin King has better defence
[21:23] <Kalanyr> 3 Flags Goblin King 1 Flag Festy Dog
[21:23] <Kalanyr> the Dog is first
[21:23] <Goblin_King> scooby snack for festy if he drops a flag
[21:23] * Kalanyr steps back and watches the mauling the GK is gonna get
[21:23] * festy_dog does not know what is so good about scooby anacks
[21:24] <festy_dog> The needle strikes with the wastelands; avoids the aggression of the void!
[21:24] <festy_dog> done
[21:24] <Goblin_King> the snake moves below the island, shields against the offensive of steel
[21:25] <Goblin_King> done
[21:25] <Kalanyr> thats a lot of work
[21:25] <Kalanyr> to do GK
[21:25] <Kalanyr> hmm
[21:25] <Kalanyr> Needles suck
[21:25] <Goblin_King> goblins have great work ethic
[21:25] <Kalanyr> but the snake isn't doing much
[21:26] <Kalanyr> I like the snakes defence however its appropriate
[21:26] <Kalanyr> 4 Flags to the Goblin King 1 Flag Festy Dog
[21:26] <Kalanyr> New Hand forthcoming
[21:26] * Goblin_King does a happy dance
[21:26] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 1: The fox rides close to the village; defends against the roar of the mist!
[21:26] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 2: The crane rides within the heavens; waves away the roar of the weapon!
[21:26] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 3: The monkey completely wounds the savanna; guards against the beauty of the stars!
[21:26] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 4: The fang dominates the marsh; dodges the edge of the sun!
[21:26] <Kalanyr> <MeowthBot> 5: The lotus blossom penetrates the hells; dodges the drive of the rainbow!
[21:27] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 1: The staff splits the glade; protects against the aggression of the willow!
[21:27] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 2: The jade rat overwhelms the steppes; lies facing the efforts of the armor!
[21:27] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 3: The owl carves the vale; guards against the push of the shadow!
[21:27] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 4: The falcon splits the pillars; redirects the chi of the fell dagger!
[21:27] <festy_dog> <MeowthBot> 5: The rabbit attacks the heavens; parries the roar of the ape! *yen*
[21:28] <Kalanyr> The GK goes first
[21:28] <Goblin_King> the lotus blossum penetrates the hells, dodges the drive of the rainbow
[21:28] <Goblin_King> done
[21:29] <festy_dog> The falcon splits the pillars; redirects the chi of the fell dagger!
[21:29] <Kalanyr> I like seeing the hells get beaten up
[21:29] * festy_dog starts trying to gather some adrenaline up
[21:29] <festy_dog> done
[21:29] <Kalanyr> 5 Flags GK 1 Flag Festy_Dog
[21:29] <Goblin_King> how about a smackos, festy. dogs go wacko for smackos
[21:30] <Kalanyr> Festy is first
[21:30] * festy_dog is angry but too injured to go beserk right now
[21:31] <festy_dog> The staff splits the glade; protects against the aggression of the willow!
[21:31] <festy_dog> done
[21:32] <Kalanyr> go GK
[21:33] <Goblin_King> The crane rides within the heavens, waves away the roar of the weapon
[21:33] <Goblin_King> done
[21:33] * festy_dog becomes very tense
[21:33] <Kalanyr> hmm Doggy's move is better
[21:33] <Kalanyr> 5/2
[21:33] * Goblin_King is doing a cautiously happy dance
[21:33] <Kalanyr> The GK goes first
[21:34] * festy_dog gets a bit of froth around his bottom lip
[21:34] <Goblin_King> the monkey completely wounds the savana, guard against the beauty of the stars
[21:35] <festy_dog> done?
[21:35] <Goblin_King> my monkey has a backhoe
[21:35] <Goblin_King> done
[21:35] <festy_dog> The rabbit attacks the heavens; parries the roar of the ape! *yen*
[21:35] <festy_dog> done
[21:35] <Goblin_King> doh.
[21:35] <festy_dog> :D
[21:35] <Kalanyr> Match and Yen to the GK!

Goblin King you have proven yourself and returned to Yellow Belt 2.

Festy, you have been horribly beaten and drop to Thug 0.
 

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