The Hive is ALIVE! It's not dead yet!

[Evilhalfling]

I went to the other McDonalds down the street. If they're all in the one they wouldn't be at the other. Got away with $50 and a Big Mac.

This will not get you to Costa Rica.
Try again.


I had a friend who used to be the only night guard at a power station in a bad St Louis neighborhood. He was issued a big flashlight in lieu of a weapon. He spectulated on what he would say if he had to chase someone off
"Hey you there! stop! or ... Ill ... yell stop again!"

most impressive uniform? a firetruck. I was at the gocery store and there was a firetruck in the lot. As I was leaving 3 firemen came out and gathered around a car, I know they were just shopping, but they were awfully handy for whetever had gone wrong in the lot.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Worst Uniform: Geek Squad.

I was sitting in my car eating outside a Jack and a Box when i saw several Geek Squad came by and I thought they could help me with the laptop I had in my car which doesn't work. They didn't, instead they told me to go to the Best Buy across the street. Bastards.

 

[megamania]

Hello.
-lo-lo-lo


anyone here in this void?
oid-oid-oid

 

[Relique du Madde]

Sheeeeee.... you're going to ruin the surprise.

 

[Blackrat]

What surprise?! Is there a party?!

 

[Relique du Madde]

If i told you then it wouldn't be a surprise.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I would just like to draw everyone's attention to my shiny new custom title under my username.

Showoff.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Is that like the new 5 dollar bills? Darn things don't work in vending machines. FAKE!

Betcha other countries laugh at our money and we wonder why the dollar is weak these days.....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Damn, I think the employes at local McDonald's were feeling quite safe today. I went there for a lunch, wearing my security guard uniform. There was already two firemen eating at the place. Right behind me came three officers from the nearby military-base and ten minutes later two cops came for a coffee. All it needed was paramedics and it would have been perfect.

There's this small sub shop in town that used to have cops over every day for lunch. Firemen too. And state troopers. The owner at the time (it's changed ownership) seemed to attract the cops there; dunno if he was former cop or not.... He did have a "plaque" that had various badges on it displayed in the restaurant.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

And that's why I chose not to rob the place today.

Which means you're better than the average criminal.....

There's been dumb criminals who rob places and there's a cop either inside or out in the parking lot....